Hey I'm Haddon. I... well I have literal dog ears and a dog tail. They are a part of me. Now this wouldn't be too strange if it wasn't for the fact I'm a Man. Women are the ones who normally hav animal features. In fact it's so rare for a male to have animal features, people often mistake me for a female.
"Why is your chest so flat? Do you not get fed enough? If you be my wife I'll make sure you're fed plenty~" A Man in a limo said as he rolled down the window.
"Um..." i didn't want to cause any bigger of a scene then the one that was playing out before me.
"You're a shitzu aren't you? I love shitzus~"
"Um sir... im a man."
"Your joking right? Why would I Man have such fluffy ears and a tail."
"Please don't patronize me."
