In the Valley of the End, Sasuke murdered Naruto with a chidori to the heart. But instead of going with his parents, he woke up a week before the chunnin exams, two months before Sasuke tried to escaped.
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This time, I had the squirrel Summoning contract too and I help Naruto in cheating and pass the first part faster. We already plan on how to survive the exam on the forest and how to try to stop that Sasuke got his hickey from the snake-pedophile. But Orochimaru proved to be once again stronger than us, although I punch him hard enough to send him far way before he could mess up with Naruto's seal. So, when the sound ninja attack, we fought then together and without using our squirrel summons, we knock them out. We were a good team and we didn't need duck-butt at all. Of course, when duck-butt woke up, with the curse mark, he wasn't the same and something change once more.
"Thanks for knocking her out for me" He said "now get lost, losers. I decided she will be first to give me a child!"
"What!" I said with horror
"You want to rape her?" Naruto said with disgust in his voice "and you think we let you do that?. Get your perverted thoughts out of your head!"
"Get out of my way" Sasuke said
"No" I said "what you want to do is wrong in so many ways!. I am girl and you think I will let you do that!"
"Then you will die" Said Sasuke as he went with a kunai and try to kill me but I was faster than him and grabbed his hand and twisted it, until he dropped the kunai and I then punch him hard to knock him out. I saw as Naruto was letting the kunuchi go, who had heard everything.
"I will surrender to the hokage" She said "I will go with you. Leave this two idiots here and here our scroll". He passed to Naruto who took it.
"Very well" Naruto said "we then went to the tower while Sasuke was been carried by a squirrel summon named, Kairi, Hairi's sister. When we arrived to the tower, we open the scrolls and then, to my surprise and Naruto's, Kakashi appeared.
"Hello there!" He said while he was reading his porn book. I saw as Naruto hide in a tree, scared shitless of me "Where is Naruto?"
"He is hiding from his girlfriend" Said the sound ninja
"Sorry" He said quickly as he hide his book when he look my angry face. Naruto come back, he knew it was safe.
"Why is Sasuke unconscious?" He asked us. So we told him everything and got angry "I going to hope that he said that because of the curse mark or the consequences will harsh. Who's the girl?"
"She said she wanted to confess to the hokage" I said "I don't know what that means"
"I have information on Orochimaru" Said the girl "it's important"
"Very well" Kakashi said "we will go after his announcement". So Sakura and I went to the center of the arena and we heard the same speech as the last two times for Naruto and one for me. Then once more, the things changed. It was Naruto vs Sasuke now. This isn't good. Naruto is far stronger that Sasuke and he could cause disaster.
"Give up dope" Said Sasuke "it will save you from humiliation"
"Sorry Sasuke, did you say something?" Naruto asked lazily as he read a Harry Potter book, trying to imitate Kakashi completely this time. The rookies and I burst into laughter.
"That's my student!" Said Kakashi smiling. Three tick marks appeared on Sasuke's forehead.
"That's it, I will destroy you dope!" Said Sasuke as he run towards him and try to punch him, Naruto dodge the punch easily, while still reading and the Naruto put his feet up, making Sasuke trip on it and fall down on the floor face first. The rookies were laughing hard, even Neji, who we already changed his fate personality and also, we make sure Hinata and Kiba were together.The sensei's were trying not to laugh at the poor Uchiha humiliation and the sand ninja were having even a harder time to laugh, because of Gaara, who was smiling "dope, you will pay for that!". He jumped at started to do hand signs but I saw Naruto doing the same with one hand and before Sasuke could finished.
"Water style: water dragon jutsu!!!" Naruto said as a water dragon come out of his mouth and hit Sasuke directly and sending him to the wall, wetting him completely. Sasuke fall down, once again face first. When he stood up, his eyebrows were gone and he spit smoke from his mouth, like his fire ball backfired "uppps" Said Naruto as he scratch the back of his head
"That's enough!" Said Sasuke angry "do know who I am?. I am an Uchiha!. An Elite and I will not be bully by...." He was cut off when Naruto, who had use hendge to transform into hulk, grabbed his leg and start to do a hulk punishment on him. Naruto turn back to normal and started to go away from him as Sasuke moan in pain.
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"Puny Uchiha" Naruto said. That was it. Everyone on the arena were laughing hard, even the two sand ninjas were bursting into incontrollable laugher. He imitate hulk perfectly. The rookies were rolling from laugher and had tears in their eyes. But then I felt the pure evil chakra I felt on the forest. Sasuke was standing up, with a bloodlust. He jumped towards him with a kunai, intending on killing him.
"Naruto, watch out!" I screamed as Sasuke was coming to attack him from behind. Naruto immediately activated his bijuu mode on instinct as Sasuke was attacking him with pure bloodlust
"Time to die, dope!!!" Said Sasuke as he was attacking him and trying to break the forcefield Naruto had created. I then felt another bloodlust and I saw Gaara, smiling evilly. I saw as Temari and Kankuro, jumped away from him towards us.
"Gaara no!!!" Said Temari. But whatever that meant, happened, as he started to transform into Shukaku.
"Ohh, shit!!!" I said as I jumped away from the falling ceiling. I then saw a gigantic black ball from Shukaku's mouth and then he throw it at us and before it hit the floot, I heard two voices coming from where Naruto was.
"Ohh, son of bi......" Said Naruto and Kurama at the same time as the ball kill me and everyone else.
AN: the GIF I put is from Avengers, I don't own it, it belongs to Marvel/Disney and I put it for fun purposes.
