Mer was walking in the woods looking for their mom when all of a sudden they hear someone singing with such terrible vocals.
"Laaa lallalaaaalala lalalala!"
"What the fuck?!" Mer asked then looked to their left and noticed a yellow creature bathing in a nearby pond. They slowly walked up and hid in the nearby bush and just examined her from the distance.
"Lallalalalalalla lalallalalla alalabdkla" Mer decided to speak up "You have a nice voice there"
She yelped in surprise "AHHHH!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU PERVERT!!!?!?!??!?!" She- HE SAID with a deep manly voice.
"Ummm. I thought you were a girl". Mer asked
"I am a girl!" Issa countered
"You don't sound like one" Mer said with a shrug
"Oh so just because I have a deep voice I'm a man now?" Issa asked, her big brain was offended
"......yea" Mer said with a shrug "Ok....and I thought you were a moose" Issa said back with venom
".....ok. You just sound salty" mer said
"Ok and you're still here looking at me naked like you ain't interested" Issa countered
"Well I was, until I found out you were a guy" mer retorted
"I'm not. Aren't you a girl???" Issa said, a bit annoyed
"No bitch I'm non binary..." Mer said and looked down at my crotch
""So you're gay?" Issa asked intelligently
".....hey, hey, hey. Let's not go that far you shemale" mer said knowing damn well they were gay
"Why not? No one cares anymore its 2020" Issa brushed off
"I don't care. It may be 2020, but I'm still a deer" Mer huffed and started to walk away, their deer body sexily shining in the shaded sun
"Hey!!! Bring that fury ass over here, i-i.....the fuck are those???" Issa asked, getting slowly more and more seductive
Mer looked down..."those are my hooves"
"Sexy..." Issa said, biting her lip
"What?!" Mer asked, stunned
"I said your hooves are sexy asf homie" Issa said a bit louder before biting her lower lip
"Oh....thanks?" Mer answered hesitantly
"No problem cuz....wanna fuck?"Issa asked, raising a brow
"...um sure, why not?" Mer walked over to the yellow cunt and jump onto issa's shoulder and strated to doggy style hump.
"Bitch, get off" Issa said
It was done. Mer had cum all over that phat ass bitch. Mer slowly got off and ran for it as fast as they could. They never looked back and still to this day they never got issa's name.
Not mer's proudest fuck.
