Kyles pov
OH MY GOSH I KILLED HER WITH MY SCHLONG WHAT WILL I DO
Kyle - doctor that happens to live in my house! Come quick!!
The doctor appears and revives linda
Linda - omg doctor you saved me! Thank you so much
Doctor - aha why settle for a 6ft schlong.. when you could have a "whippes out schlong" 8 ft" ;)))
Linda - oh my gosh kyle, i must leave you, the doctor has such an enormous dong. Its magnum!!
Doctor carries kinda away because apparently girls cant walk in mafia fics
Kyle - no linda!! Ive known you for one day but i love youuuuu
I cant stand the hurt of linda leaving me, i die of grief. Linda dies for real this time because it is impossible to take an 8ft dong.
~the end~
