lyric prank: part 3

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Dipper added GRUNKLE STAN to a chat 

Dipper: hey Grunkel Stan! 

Dipper: Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so
You said your mother only smiled on her TV show
You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope
I hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old

Dipper: You're dripping like a saturated sunrise
You're spilling like an overflowing sink
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece
And now you're tearing through the pages and the ink

Dipper: Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pulled apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue

Dipper: Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

Dipper: You were a vision in the morning when the light came through
I know I've only felt religion when I've lied with you
You said you'll never be forgiven 'til your boys are too
And I'm still waking every morning but it's not with you

Dipper: You're dripping like a saturated sunrise
You're spilling like an overflowing sink
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece
And now you're tearing through the pages and the ink

Dipper: Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pulled apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue

Dipper: Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

Dipper: You were red and you liked me 'cause I was blue
But you touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky
And you decided purple just wasn't for you

Dipper: 
Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pulled apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue

Dipper: Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

Dipper: Everything is blue
Everything is blue
Everything is blue
Everything is blue

Dipper: GRUNKEL STAN? 
Dipper: you're not responding, anyway i just lyric pranked you! 

*Hours later* 
Grunkle Stan: cool
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Hope you liked this
Continued from lyric prank: part 2

Ffion (me): Bill I think were safe now
Bill: I ho-
Mabel: found you
Ffion (me): I spoke to soon, I'm going to go, byeeeeeeeeeee *runs away*
Bill: umm... bye! *also runs away*

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