Scary Things Kids Say

Creepy Thing #1

(These are bad things that didn't happen to me.)
1) My daughter saw me dry skin off my shoulder after a bad sunburn and asked if she could keep my skin flakes and put them in a jar so when I die she can make a mommy mask and remember me always.
2) We had just moved into a new house and two kids showed up at the door. When I asked if I could help them, one of them said, "Our mom wants us to tell you, the old people that used to live here are buried at the end of the road." They ran off and I have never seen those kids again to this day.
3) When my daughter was three she woke me up one morning looking rough. I asked if she slept ok and she said, "NO! Popaw Mike kept me up all night pinching my toes!" My dad, her Popaw Mike, passed away eight years before she was born and that's how he used to wake my brother and I up when we were little.
4) At my great uncles funeral she asked when he was going to turn into a zombie.
5) My on telling me in the sweetest of voices in a consoling tone..."Don't worry mommy, I'll never murder you."
6) From my neighbor's three year old: "When's the baby going to come out of your tummy?" I didn't even know I was pregnant yet!
7) One night I let my then three year old sleep with me because my husband was gone. It was dead quiet in the house and she whispers, "I've got ya where I want ya, and now I'm gonna eat ya."
8) When my son was there, he came and climbed into bed with us, crying. I asked what was wrong, he said that the big fat man with a bloody hole in his head kept trying to open his window.
9) My then four year old daughter came up to me, put her hands on my belly, and said, "Mommy you have a baby in your belly." Come to find out two weeks later that I was three weeks pregnant. She also said it was a boy (even though she REALLY wanted a baby sister), and she was right. She also did something similar to two teachers at her daycare. They called her the baby whisperer.
10) My best friend Lisa died when I was pregnant with my daughter. When my daughter was three I heard her laughing. I said, "What are you laughing at?" She said, "Auntie Lisa is making silly faces at me and playing with me."