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marry me? Bob Duncan part 1

This is a story about bob duncan. my gramar and spelling will definatly not be the best, so if you see an error you are welcome to tell me. this is my first fanfic, so yeah. dont judge me. all of this is a joke!! im not actually this obsessed with bob duncan, but if you are thats ok too. also there will be NO SMUT in this first story!!! trust me, i want to, but i also dont want my mom finding that on my computer.(maybe later tho ;)]
okay, almost done with the a/n i promise!!! this story will be told in your point of view. y/n=your name. okay done! story time!

it had been a pretty boring day so far. you woke up in the morning, had some coffee, and went to work at the office. everything was just as it had always been... until it happened. "BANG" the pile of papers you had been carrying flew out of your hands and drifted to the floor. it was like the metaphorical storm cloud that was following you all morning decided to strike you with lightning. but then everything changed.. when you looked up at his face. ''oh my gosh i am so sorry! are you okay?" he squated down beside you, to help clean up the papers.

"yeah, im fine. i just had a bad day today." you say, picking up the last sheets of paper before placing them in a pile with the rest. "oh no! im so sorry to hear about that! im bob." "y/n." you say. he said as he stuck out his hand. you grab his hand, but instead of shaking it, you only lock your fingers with his. he looks at you and smiles awkwardly, but you are too focused on the rough, callused fingers that were still firmly wrapped around your hand. bob notices you starring, and quickly lets go of your hand. "uhm.. im sorry gotta go watch my kids now, my wife should be leaving for work any minute now." he says as he jogs away. wow, hes buff! wait, what did he say about a wife?!

that night

you barely slept all night. you just couldnt stop thinking about him! everything about him was just so... perfect. his beautiful blue eyes that seemed to stare directly into your soul, and those big muscles! thats the kind of man who could carry you around like the princess you are. (im using princess as a gender neutral term here. im not saying the reader has to identify as female.) and that globe of a head! so shiny and smooth! i might as well can him daddy duncan." you begin to giggle at your own pun.

the next day

you arrive at work and the first person you see it bob. he looks up from his computer and waves nervously. i think he might be embarressed by what happened yesterday. i knew i shouldnt have done that! after you finished regreting everything youve ever done, you decide to go talk to him and opologize.  (idk did i spell that right?) you walk over to his desk, and stand beside him. him looks up at you and smiles. you blush just a bit, but you manage to pull yourself together.

this story is unfinished but i might finish it if it gets more popular.