I do not own Senran Kagura.
Icarus' POV
What. The. Fuck.
Icarus: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?!
Daidōji: Y/N, why is Asuka here? Isn't she the one who started this whole debacle?
Y/N: She said she wants to join our side or something.
Asuka: All my friends talk about now is 'Y/N this and Y/N that'. Plus, my grandpa Hanzō-
Icarus: Who you fucking captured, correct me if I'm wrong.
Asuka: Yeah, sorry about that... As soon as Rin took over operation, she moved him somewhere else. I'm scared she hurt him or worse...
Daidōji: The whole friends talking about Y/N thing is pretty stupid but the Hanzō part is definitely reason to trust you somewhat.
Icarus: I know I can trust Y/N, Daido, and Tachi, what have you done for us recently?
Asuka: ... I-
Tachibana: She helped us find an exit when things went south in the school, remember?
Icarus: I guess you're right about that...
Asuka: I also have some bad news about that cube...
Y/N: What do you mean bad news...?
Asuka: It's a fake.
Everyone: W H A T .
Asuka: Rin had a fake one made and planted it there to try and capture either Y/N or you.
I don't believe it...
She read us like a book...
A shitty one chapter Wattpad fanfic book...
Icarus: Do you know where the actual cube is?
Asuka: She has it on her person at all times.
Y/N: So what you're saying is that were fucked?
Asuka: Not completely fucked but-
Daidōji: Guys... why is the cube blinking?
Icarus: What do you mean blinking-
The cube is a bomb. Great.
Y/N: Daidōji, get the cubes and get out!
Daidōji: On it.
Daido ran her ass over to the cube compartment and picked up all of them. I ran to Y/N's room and threw the cube in to hopefully shield the blast a bit.
Y/N: WHY MY ROOM!
Tachibana: NO TIME, GO GO GO!
Y/N grabbed his baseball bat and Tachibana too her drumsticks as I slammed the door shut on Y/N's room.
I sprinted outside but not before grabbing my bong off the couch. We ran a few meters away from the building before the whole place blew into a million pieces. The shock threw us all to the floor and my bong broke on impact.
God damn you, Rin. This is your fault. Wait a minute... I can always get a new bong but-
Oh no.
Icarus: My limited edition Sopranos DVD set!
Y/N: My house!
Icarus: My drums!
Y/N: My clothes!
Icarus: My weed!
Rin you psychotic motherfucker. That was the last of my stash. I'll make sure she pays once we choke that last cube out of her.
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senran kagura x male abused! reader
FanfictionYou were adopted by the headmaster at the Hanzo National Shinobi Academy to train to become a shinobi. Every girl in the school wants to either kill or screw you. Hijinx ensures.
