Mondo walked out of the sketchy hair salon, rocking his sexy new Karen haircut. "How do I look? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" asked Mondo. Taka looked at Mondo, his eyes filled with astonishment "yea bro you look very hot no homo tho." Said Taka, "yea bro no homo ur also lookin real fine homeboi in the most bro way." They left the salon and drove home in their Jesus Lamborghini and saw that their son Chihiro was hacking into the government to get free Bitcoin. "This is so epic Kiibo play descpacito." Kiibo is dead. Taka looked at his wristwatch "bro we are gonna be late for today's Sunday praying." Mondo quickly ran upstairs and put on some very Jesus approved items and ran downstairs. He was wearing some epic gamer Jesus pins with epic gamer pearl necklace because he is a Karen. Taka got Churro and they climbed into their Jesus Lamborghini and went to the gay church. fInd oUt wHaT hApPeNs nExT oN hOuSe HunTeRs vAnCouvER
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Mondo Owada reads the Bible
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