"what the friccity fuck are you doing?" Asked Mondo, as they drove away. Rantaro stayed quiet, making notes in his head while Taka had a panic attack because they are literally getting kidnapped. About 3857282975 years later they arrived at Rantaro's ghetto apartment, which reaked of drugs and avocado. He lead Mondo and Taka to his secret basement. Taka was trying to scream, but Rantaro put an avocado in his mouth so the neighbors wouldn't hear Taka balling his eyes out. "Why are we here and what do you want from us?" Asked Mondo. Rantaro looked up at him and said "mk so I'm basically part of this cult called the Karen destroyers and we wanna wipe Karens off the face of the earth but I'm one of the goodies who want to help Karens redeem themselves and stuff." Taka was still screaming. "Ew I want to speak to the person incharge here." Mondo covered his mouth once again. "why the fuck does this keep happening to me?" He asked, Rantaro replied. "It's the Karen curse, it's taking over your body." Mondo started thinking about the universe because why wouldn't you be? He said "well how the fuck do I stop the curse?" Rantaro said "you gotta go find the antidote obvi" suddenly, they heard banging on the door. "AYE AVOCADO LET US IN SO WE CAN KILL THE KAREN YOUR HIDING DOWN THERE" Rantaro quickly lead Mondo and Taka to a secret peepee hole which looked and smelled like a toilet and handed them a very smelly map. "This map will lead you to the antidote so you can not be a Karen and stuff. You gotta be quick so the Karen destroyers don't kill you and the Karen doesn't take control." Rantaro shoved them down the peepee hole and they never saw him again because the Karen destroyers killed him.
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Mondo Owada reads the Bible
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