i am homer. u are gordan. here we goooo
a new resturant has opened in Springfield
on homer simpsons lunch break, he goes to it
Jazzy Today at 8:38 PM
the restaurant was called saucy sizzles
chilly leech Today at 8:39 PM
as homer gets into his car, he looks at the picture of his family
he smiles, and takes a mental note to bring some food home to them
he pulls up to the Saucy Sizzles
he gets out of his car and walks it
he didnt know that the owner of the resturaunt, Gordan Ramsey, would be there today
Jazzy Today at 8:41 PM
he hears yelling and the frantic crying of the stressed out chefs
chilly leech Today at 8:42 PM
homer thinks about going somewhere else
Jazzy Today at 8:42 PM
"IT'S RAWWWW"
chilly leech Today at 8:42 PM
¨fuck it¨
Jazzy Today at 8:42 PM
he hears gordan yelling some more
"SHIT SHIT"
"RAW"
"SHITTTT"
chilly leech Today at 8:43 PM
being the dumbass that he is, he goes through the door to the kitchen, thinking its the bathroom
¨must be a really bad shit¨
Jazzy Today at 8:44 PM
"What are you doing in here banana tits?"
"Can't you see we're running a show?"
chilly leech Today at 8:45 PM
"isnt this the bathroom??"
"yall were talking about shiz"
Jazzy Today at 8:47 PM
"No you idiot"
chilly leech Today at 8:48 PM
this does not phase him
he has been called worse
by his boss or whatever
Jazzy Today at 8:48 PM
"Why the hell are you yellow and 2D?"
chilly leech Today at 8:49 PM
homer then realizes that all the people in this "kitchen" have an odd skin color
Jazzy Today at 8:49 PM
gordon takes a minute to process what is going on
chilly leech Today at 8:49 PM
hes not being racist or anything, he just,,,sees
"why do you have so many lines on your face?"
"am i on an alien planet???"
Frick
(I'll post the rest of this when I am done re writing it)
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Hell's (Horny) Kitchen
HumorMe and my friend role playing on discord. The chapter(s) after the first one with be me turning it into a beautiful tragic love story. Stay tuned.
