chicken nuggets x reader

Before you read your 15, no certain gender mentioned!

Y/n pov

I stood there, wondering why I was just sitting in my bed doing nothing.
"Huhh" I breathed, thinking of what I could be doing. I've just been sitting on my bed and watching youtube all day, what else can do when there's nothing else to do, I wondered. I sat up from my bed and went to my dest and to start on homework that wasn't due till next Friday.

"Its only Monday, what am I doing?" I asked myself before being interrupted but the voice of my mother yelling that it was time for dinner.

"Y/n GET DOWN HERE ITS TIME TO EAT!!" She yelled at rhe top of her lungs.

"Ok, I'll be down in a sec!" I yelled back.

I closed my computer and walked to the dinner table.

"Here." She said calmy this time, while giving me a plate pull of chicken nuggets, but these weren't like any other chicken nuggets?

"Hmm, these seem...different?" I told myself a quite as possible so no one could here me. I wondered why I felt so different about this plate of chicken nuggets. They looked so...beautiful?? Pretty?? Exquisite?? I dont know!? I couldn't put a finger on it! Every single nugget put perfectly in place with one another and they all had there own little special place on the plate. I examined what was going on. Was it me? My heart feels so different right now!! Why??

Then, it fit me.

I have a crush on chicken nuggets...

No ones going to believe me!! This can't be possible! Its meat I'm supposed to eat, not something to kiss!! Why is this happening to ME of all people!? I'm a HUMAN, not a cooked chicken! Am I in love with a dead animal!?

Time skip to an hour later

No ones pov

You thought that it was for the best if you didn't eat the chicken nuggets. You knew that they would go bad pretty soon so the next week you had a wedding with your beloved nuggets. But tragedy struck only a month later when the nuggets started to grow mold. You knew you had to burry them. You were sad, but knew it was for the best. At least on the bright side your family was very supportive of your decision to marry a chicken nugget.

The end

I'm so sorry you had to see this lmao, but hope you injoyed non the less!

- haru 💖