- pizza rolls
- rodrick teaching you how to play the drums, you suck but he won't tell you that.
- mrs heffley being like the mom from "Mean Girls" (here's some snacks, do you need anything? a condom?)
- sometimes rodrick will invite you over just to sleep
- sex
- taking long drives in his van
- rodrick ranting to you about how much he hates his family
- more sex
- wearing his band tees
- rodrick being SUPER AFFECTIONATE (ugh i love him)
- going to the gas station at 3 am just to talk to the crackheads
- backseat sex lol
- going back to the heffley residence to watch a movie
- rodrick falls asleep during the first five minutes
A/N: i've decided to sin and write rodrick smut. it'll be up soon. i'm going to hell, but so are the smut readers so at least i'm not alone.
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rodrick heffley preferences & imagines
Hayran KurguREQUESTS ARE OPEN! imagines & preferences of the man, the myth, the legend. some may include sexual content, i'll warn you beforehand though!
