*Author POV*
Harry Styles woke up in bed, relaxed thinking it was going to be a good day,
Until something horrible happened
*that morning*
"Ahhhwhhh, good morning world." Harry spoke to himself in his cheeky yet raspy British accent.
All of a sudden there was a shadow out side of his bedroom door.
"Hello is anyone there!" Harry said to the shadow.
"Hello Harry." A voice said. "Taylor I told you I don't want you to make me pancakes, we broke up two years ago!" He said getting up until he realized Taylor had someone with her.
"I've got your brother with me. I won't hurt him......Only if I get what I want." She said reveling Harry's twin-ish brother Marcel Styles in her hands.
"Taylor just go home you slut." Harry yelled. "I guess your brother Marcel won't mind getting shot in the head then." Taylor said while her eyes turned blood red and she lifted up a gun.
*SLAM*
The door opened to see Harry's girlfriend Elyssa and Louis girlfriend Nicole come in wearing spy suites looking flawless.
"Not today you whore." Elyssa said to Taylor as Nicole held a gun up and shot her in her fake ass and she died.
After Taylor fell, Marcel ran out the door crying.
"Oh my goodness, thank you for killing the devil." Harry said to Nicole while hugging and kissing Elyssa.
"Our work here is done." Elyssa said puting her hand on her hips.
"I'm white, and I'm black, and together we are OREO!" Elyssa and Nicole said in-sync as they flew away.
*30 minutes later*
Harry and Elyssa were in a heated make out session until Elyssa's other boyfriend Octopus Dylan came in.
"What the actual fuck is happening here." Dylan yelled.
"Babe it's not what it looks like!" Elyssa said.
Harry and Dylan started fight each other for like ten minutes straight until Nicole came in and killed Dylan.
"Sorry Elyssa, I never liked him anyways." Nicole said to Elyssa as Elyssa came up to Nicole and slapped her in the face.
And then Harry stabs Elyssa's head and killed her right there.
"I've always loved you more then her Nicole." Harry said starting to kiss Nicole. "What the grasshoppers ass is going on here!" Louis screamed as he walked in to the room as Harry shot him in the chest and killed him not ending his and Nicole's make-out session.
And they all lived happily ever after, expect for Taylor, Dylan, Elyssa, and Louis cause they all died.
But Nicole and Harry got married and had turdy tousand kids.
But anyways
THE END!!!!
A.N//(I made this for the wonder full queen Elyssa :)LUV u Sorry I killed u and Dylan.)
