Does Jumin Han gay or european?

Gay Or European?
Rika:
There! Right there!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh please he's gay, totally gay

V:
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
The totally straight expotriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay

Todos:
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically matically fay?

Yoosung:
But look at his quoft and crispy locks

Rika:
Look at his silk translucent socks

V:
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing

Rika:
What are we seeing?

V:
Is he gay?

Rika:
Of course he's gay

V:
Or european?

Todos:
Ohh...
Gay or european?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?

Yoosung:
Well, hey don't look at me

Rika:
You see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports

Todos:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like: Ciao, bella
While they kiss you on both cheeks

Rika:
Oh, please

Todos:
Gay or european?
So many shades of gray

707:
Depending on the time of day
The french go either way

Todos:
Is he gay or european?
Or

Jaehee:
There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say
NO WAY!

todos:
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume

Rika:
Is automatically-radically

V:
Ironically-cronically

Jaehee:
Scurtinly-curtainly

707:
Genetically-netically

Todos:
Gay!
Officially gay!
Officially gay gay gay gay
Dammit
Gay or european?

V:
So stylish and relaxed

Todos:
Is he gay or european?

707:
I think his chest is waxed

Rika:
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse

Todos:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

Echo girl:
Yet his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed

Todos:
Huh
Gay or european?
So many shades of gray

Hermana de Echo girl
But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday

Todos :
Is he gay or european?
Gay or european?
Gay or euro-

707:
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try

V:
The floor is yours

707:
So Mr. Han
This alleged affair with Ms. Choi has been going on for?

Jumin:
Two years

707:
And your first name again is?

Jumin:
Jumin.

707:
And your boyfriend's name is?

Jumin:
Zen

TODOS:
*GASP*

JUMIN:
I'm sorry
I misunderstand!
you say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend.
Zen is... my best friend

Zen:
You bastard!
You lying bastard!!

That's it
I no cover for you, no more!!
Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay AND european!

TODOS:
Whoa!

Zen:
And neither is disgrace

Todos:
OH!

Zen:
You've got to stop your being
A completely closet case!

Todos:
D'oh!

Zen:
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he say!
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way!
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret

Jumin:
I'm straight!

Zen:
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!

Todos:
And european!

Zen:
He's gay!

Todos:
And european!

ZEN:
He's gay!

Todos:
And european and gay!

JUMIN:
Fine, okay, I'm gay!

TODOS:
Hooray!