The duck song... My way

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The duck walks up to the lemonade stand and said to the man runnin the stand
"Hey!" Bababa "got any grapes?"
The man said
"No but we have lemonade. Would you like a taste?"
"No!" The duck threw it away.
The duck walks up to the lemonade stand and said to the man runnin the stand
"Hay!" Bababa "got any hay?"
The man said
"Oh seriously does this look like hay?!"
"Yep." And he waddled away, waddle waddle till the very next day bababababababa
The duck walks up to the lemonade stand and said to the man runnin the stand
"Hey." Bababa "you're eating grapes!"
The man said
"Yeah I am would you like some?"
"NO! Where did ya gettem from? Where did ya gettem from? Where did ya gettem from? Where did ya ge-"
"OVER there!"
The duck walked to "over there" and fell in a hole.
"Mwanhahahahahahahaaaa roast duckling for dinner!"
The duck died.... From starvation.
The man teased him by hanging grapes on a rope and waving it in his face. He cooked the duck... And ate it.
He also made.
DUCK lemonade
Using ducks insides.
He attended his funeral and died as well Later that year...
The duck family got its revenge. Or did they?

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