strangers [matsuhana chatfic]

one

[friday]

unknown number:
OIKAWA I HATE YOU SO MUCH
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

bitch ass tooru:
who the fuck is this

unknown number:
BITCH NOW YOURE ACTING LIKE YOURE THE ONE WHO LOST ALL THEIR CONTACT NUMBERS??? STFU
give me the guys numbers they'd be able to help me fix this shit unlike u
also  coach's i might not be able to attend practice tmrw cus my mom is sick again

bitch ass tooru:
i am not oikawa

unknown number:
YOURE NOT HELPING

bitch ass tooru:
I SWEAR IM NOT WTF

unknown number:
you cant fool me i have your number carved into the depths of my brain. which is unlucky for me i couldve just memorize iwaizumi's instead

bitch ass tooru:
dude what proof do i have to give to make you believe that i am indeed NOT oikawa

unknown number:
wait are u actually fr
shit
i messed up some numbers while typing his number lol i didn't realized
well sorry for bothering (and cursing) just delete this conversation and forget its existence goodbye!

unknown number:
well it's fine
and i don't actually mind talking to someone right now

unknown number:
oooh you got some problems? u can tell me
its easier to tell strangers ur problems, they're obv going to judge you but atleast they dont know u personally. get what im saying?
execpt i am not goint ot judge you

unknown number:
yeah. but i'm just bored lmao

unknown number:
oh
right
then spill something fun dude

unknown number:
i will later
tell me your problems first
and why you hate oikawa so much

unknown number:
oh my precious friend oikawa reset my whole ass phone
and he just told me it's an accident
how tf was it an accident ???
but it's fine for now, i got my teammates and coach's numbers which is what i need so i wont be dropped off lol
downloading apps is hell tho, and my wifi sucks rn
and oh god my beautiful selfies... i will murder him when u see him

unknown number:
i was kind of in the same situation. my phone just died on me months ago without warning :/
won't blame u if u kill him, i'd visit you in jail with open arms

unknown number:
thank you i'll keep that in mind

unknown number:
get well soon to your mom by the way

unknown number:
geez thanks ill tell her that a stranger wished her well,  thatll make her happy

unknown number:
oh im glad to make her happy :)

unknown number:
sorry my mom just woke up i have to check up on her
ill talk to u later :)

unknown number:
tell me your name atleast?
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