gravity falls oneshots and stuff

friends?

GRAVITY FALLS HIGH SCHOOL AU!  

Something similar requested by LilaKatelyn

(I want to make this a billdip but i'm not sure anyone will like it so nope. It's going to be a just friends kind of oneshot.)

3 months after weirdmageddon! 

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Dipper pov 

I sat in class, I was bored out of my mind. Maths was my least favorite class and to top my hatred for it we were learning about friking triangles. We had a sheet and in every triangle I drew Bill in it, (BILL: why would you draw me on your work pinetree? 
Dipper: you can't blame me i was bored). Class was halfway through when i see a boy come through the door
“Sorry im late” he said
“It's fine, I know it's your first day here but you do need to arrive on time” the teacher told him “where's your guide?” she asked, he shrugged. “Everyone!” the teacher called out 
“This is our new student. He moved here a few weeks ago, why don't you introduce yourself?” she asks him 
“Names William Rehpic but you call me Bill” he said, BILL! No it's not him, it's not him we defeated him, right?  
“Tell us about yourself Bill” she says 
“Well I'm 13 and i like to read and _________” he says, the last bit was inaudible but it sounded like ‘making deals’, im sure its nothing. 
“Well Bill why don't you sit next to um.... Mason” she says, great now he has to sit next to me. He looks around, the teacher points to me and he comes to sit next to me 
“Hey” he says 
“Hello, Bill Rehpic right?” i ask 
“Yep. I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? Ha ha  I'm just kidding What's your name?” he says 
Mabel who is sitting in front of me turns around. 
“Im mabel pines” she says         
“Im Mason pines, but most people call me Dipper” i say 
“Nice” he says “well can you explain to me what we're doing pi-Dipper? I kinda missed half of class” he says 
“Sure” I say, I look at my paper, shit I drew Bill on my triangles. He looks at my work and starts to copy. 

Bills pov 

I was late for my first day at my new school. It was going to be more of a nightmare then the nightmare realm itself! 
“Sorry im late” i tell the stupid maths teacher 
“It's fine, I know it's your first day here but you do need to arrive on time” the teacher told him “where's your guide?” she asked, I shrugged. “Everyone!” the teacher called out 
“This is our new student. He moved here a few weeks ago, why don't you introduce yourself?” she asks me
“Names William Rehpic but you call me Bill” i say, 
“Tell us about yourself Bill” she says 
“Well I'm 13 and i like to read and “ i say “make deals” i mumble the last part
“Well Bill why don't you sit next to um.... Mason” she says, great now i have to sit next to this mason kid! I look around and see all the familiar faces of, SHOOTING STAR and PINETREE! The teacher points to this Mason, it had to be him. 
“Hey” i say 
“Hello, Bill Rehpic right?” he asks me  
“Yep. I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? Ha ha  I'm just kidding What's your name?” i  say 
Shooting star who is sitting in front of pinetree turns around. Shit, she heard. 
“I’m mabel pines” she says         
“I’m Mason pines, but most people call me Dipper” pinetree says 
“Nice” I say “well can you explain to me what we're doing Pi-Dipper? I kinda missed half of class” I  say
“Sure” he says, he looks at his paper and I do too ‘what the heck pinetree, you drew me on your triangles. At least he missed me, i think’ i start to coppy his work 

Weeks later 
I walked into class, I had been what humans call sick. It was worse than that time in the sock opera… it had been a whole 3 days. I decided to seek up on  pine- Dipper 
“Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.” i say, he looks at me for a few seconds before  
“Bill! Your back!” he says hugging me.
“Yep im back pi- Dipper , im better now!” I say happily. Hoping he wouldn't notis my slip up