Kieran Yangot's "The Wabbit"

TW1: Introduction to Rabbits & The Pieces of Shit

Over the hills and far away,

A bunch of wabbits had sex and made baby wabbits.

Along with the humans and other animals,

The wabbit had the funniest nose.

Wabbits love mating,

They enjoy it; and their give and take relationship really works.

Wabbits are awesome as fuck!

The writing of this shit story was made while stoned.

There was one wabbit that was unique of all wabbits,

His name was "Kawakayiiumah."

Kawakayiiumah is very different. He was an introvert. 

He was a genius; and he could walk; and even talk.

Kawakayiiumah one day went to the village where it smells so strange

He then found a house painted with the color orange.

In that place he saw a bong.

In the end, he heard a song.

A tribe of hippies were dancing along the village; and they were all jolly.

Then he got fucked up.

Then Kawakayiiumah found a hot chick, a real girl named Holly. 

And then he got fucked up.

He was so fucked up, his eyes were so red.

Kawakayiiumah saw the universe embracing him with it's truth.

He saw a lot of pineapples and other fruits with trippy visuals.

And it was the time that he learned how to use a knife.

He sliced a lot of pineapples, watermelons, giant pink grapes, other fruits with a knife.

He got so addicted to Fruit Ninja HD.

Kawakayiiumah's visuals were altered by a unicorn sting when he was training as Fruit Ninja in the woods.

The Unicorn's name was Saul.

3 years later...

Saul and Kawakayiiumah met again in a Hippe Convention on top of coconut trees.

They found out that they were both addicted to coconut meet.

Then, they started to look eye to eye.

They fell inlove that moment.

Kawakayiiumah saw that Saul had a penis.

They weren't inlove anymore after that.

BUT....

 

Kawakayiiumah and Saul became best friends.

They were never alone.

Fuck, I wish I were like that.

Never alone. Like Rabbits and Unicorns.

This story will be continued...........  ...  ...  ...  ...  ..  ...Not lying