After the party

Caleb stared at the ceiling, wondering why this had to happen to him, wondering why he even trusted Ethan with his love to begin with.

"I'm breaking up with you." Ethan said over the loud music,"I found someone else I love, go home u fat walmart Bob Ross wannabe"

Caleb's headache began to worsen as he remembered the scene that unfolded before him just a few hours ago.

"Can't believe I trusted that fool." Caleb grumbled as he got up and walked towards the kitchen. Maybe if he ate some food he would feel better.

Caleb opened the freezer and saw a popsicle, a pretty big one at that. 'This will do' Caleb thought as he grabbed the popsicle and sat down on his couch and turned on the t.v.

Caleb began to unwrap the popsicle but froze as soon as he saw what was underneath the paper.

It was gorgeous. The popsicle glissened with different colors, and dont even get Caleb started on the shape, it was beautiful and long and he loved how it couldn't even fit in his own two hands.

Caleb sat and stared at the gorgeous item before him.

"I-i, stop staring its weird" Calebs eyes widened,did he just hear the popsicle talk? "Pls st-stop" he noticed the popsicles colors were now tinted red.

"This cant be...I didnt think i was that drunk. Im hallucinating."

"WILL U STOP STARING IM BASICALLY NAKED"the popsicle suddenly exclaimed making Caleb jump almost dropping the popsicle in the process.

"Wh-who are you???" Caleb asked in wonder.

"Why should I tell you? You basically just stripped me without my permission." The popsicles tint seemed to redden.

"Well i didn't think you were well alive." Caleb responded, fuck the popsicles voice is cute.

"W-well i am alive and please apologize now."

"Ok ok im sorry, my name is caleb by the way. Nice to meet you"

"Y-yeah nice to meet you too i guess... Im Larry be the way."

Caleb smiled,'so his name is Larry...he cute maybe we could..."There was a few minutes of awkward silence as the two stared at eachother, lost in thoughts.

"Well uh..."
"ARE U SINGLE???" Caleb exclaimed and gasped at his own words, why the hell did he say that?"Im so sorry i didnt mean to-"
"Yeah i am single" Larry interrupted, colors turning redder.
"Well i uh-" Caleb looked down, suddenly he smirked thinking of an idea. "Hey im drunk so ignore me if i do anything weird ok Larry?"
"Wha-" Larry was cut off suddenly the top of the popsicle was in Calebs mouth. Caleb started to lick and suck on it eyes closing as he felt the coldness flood through his mouth, he then took Larry back out.
"Pls forgive me in the morning"Caleb said before he continued, the two went on throughout the night until all that was left of Larry was a little wooden stick.