HoneyPOV
I can't believe this. I had come over to Shaggy's early tocelebrate our 6 month anniversary and this is what I get. I canbarely describe it. I always had my suspicions but I never thoughtI'd catch him red-handed with the girl from next door.
As Istepped into the apartment I saw shaggy standing there with her onhis kitchen counter. They apparently had not heard the door so Icontinued to stand in the doorway without making a noise. Theycontinued to make out moving to the sofa, I could tell they weren'tplanning on stopping any time soon and I decided if it went anyfurther I'd step in before they got too indecent.
"wanna goin the shower" He asked smirking
she nodded and they wentthrough to the bathroom.
Idecided now was the time to intervene, but it appeared I was too slowin walking over because when I looked, there was Shaggy and the girlnext door, both butt-naked banging on our bathroom floor.
I gaspeddropping the extra spare key he'd given me on our 3 monthanniversary. He looked shocked as if he had forgotten he had givenit to me. I was so shocked I just stood there unable to take my eyesoff him.
Thegirl shrieked and grabbed her clothes whilst running out of theapartment. I could see him watching her leave so I slapped him roundthe face.
"soyou're cheating?" I screeched
"wasn't me" he shrugged
"Isaw you on the counter-"
"wasn't me"
"well what aboutthe sofa-"
"wasn't me"
"You were even going to theshower-"
"wasn't me"
"It'll be on the cameras," I saidpointing to his CCTV
"no cuz it wasn't me"
"What aboutthe marks on your shoulder? Huh? Or the words that you told her?"
"itwasn't me"
I could tell my screams were getting louder each timehe said "wasn't me" so I needed to leave
"well that's ok cuzwe're over"
AsI turned to leave I heard him humming something and as much as Ihated him in this moment, I had to admit it was catchy.
Istep out into the corridor and lean against the door to take a deepbreath, when I hear an argument.
"Baby I swear it's not whatit looks like" the girl from next door cried whilst trying toreason with who I could only assume was her boyfriend.
"No.Don't call me baby when I'm seeing you run naked out of another guy'sapartment"
"But you don't understand-"
"Oh I thinkI do" and with that, he stormed off.
AsI passed by the girl I glared at her but I had more pressing issues.One such issue being the very handsome man storming off down thecorridor.
Stepping out of the apartment building I see himsitting on the curb. I slowly walk over and ask to sit withhim.
Lucius/Frozone POV
I'm sitting on a curb outside theapartment building my now ex-girlfriend lives in and wondering whereI went wrong when someone behind me clears their throat. I turn andsee the beautiful woman from the corridor earlier. She asks to sitand I motion to her that it's a street curb, I don't own it, she cansit wherever.
She sighs heavily and says "so that wasshitty"
"Oh, Honey, that's an understatement"
"Wait!"she gasped "How- How did you know my name?"
"Your name?" Iwas confused. What was she on about.
"yeah, Honey"
Ichuckled "Oh I just call everyone that"
she smiled andsuddenly it felt like the weight of the world was off myshoulders.
"Lucius," I extended my hand, "Lucius Best"
"Wellthat's awfully full of yourself" she asked quirking an eyebrow
"oh"I raised mine and winked "Well if you try the best, you'll neverwant the rest"
And then we fucked right there on the street.
TheEnd.
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It Wasn't Me *** Honey X Frozone
Romancewhat if the honey in shaggy's "it wasn't me" was honey from the incredibles. the story of how her and frozone met
