Your probably wondering "who the hell is that disgusting creature"? Well that's me I'm the boonvirus crackle and your probably wondering "boonvirus crackle, how did you get here"? And ladies and gents I will tell you so grab your snacks and all that shit then settle down and get ready to hear the story of your lifetime. If was a windy evening and you know I'm just your average sewer rat running in the sewers getting some sewer water to slurp up and I noticed that the water tasted different then usual but I was a very thirst boi so I kept drinking without thinking. The water I was drinking was making me a little tired so I went back to my home in the sewer and took a nappy nap. I wake up with a very empty stomach so as a normal morning for me I usually just get up and scurry to get some food but this morning was different I got up and realized I was very tall so I scurry to the nearest mirror in the sewer and our probably wondering "why in the hell is a mirror in the sewer"? And I will tell you, som much shit comes down here sometimes it unreal so as I was looking in the mirror I noticed that I looked kind of smexy.
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I looked down at my new body and realized that I had words on my arm I read aloud subject:booncrackle. Purpose:virus Then I realized my real purpose and why I drank that sewer water I am here to infect people with the booncrackle virus. I made my way out of the sewer and started walking along the street when I saw a man with a pink suit on I guess he saw my arm because he ran over to me very quickly and he said "you drank the water to"? I answered in a confused voice "uhhhh yea why, you have a problem old man"? He answered me in a annoyed tone "no you rodent I know a girl we can give the boonvirus crackle to"? "WHO"?! I asked and he responded with "a girl that I used to be I love with, we can lure her out with cheese sticks and the sound crackle crackle crackle. So we made our way to her house and we had to creep in he said that she lived alone so I was very easy to get in her house. As we opened the front door I heard her start walking downstairsso I sat on the counter and went into my tinier form I guess she got scared because she went back upstairs so I told mosbey to go upstairs and hide while I take care of her. She came back downstairs with her flashlight and I caught her off guard because I knew she was arroused of how smexy I was so I pounce at her and she falls into the bookcase knocking her out.
