"Sign Language"
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He turned around, and then jumped back onto the counter with a screech. Dropping the chips as he did so. All of that happened because Clint was right behind him, and he didn't notice because he was occupied by Cheese Lobster chips. The rest of the Avengers rushed to the kitchen with their weapons out. They all stared for a solid minute before Nat turned to Clint. "What the hell happened? "
"Uh..."
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Peter tapped on the counter to get everyone's attention, once he had it he signed. "It's Clint's fault."
Bucky blurted out, "Clint's the one that screamed like a girl?" Sam burst into laughter as Clint let out an offended squawk.
"How dare you!" Clint and Bucky started to argue as Peter knocked on the counter to get everyone's attention again, unfortunately no one heard or saw him since they were all focused on breaking up Clint and Bucky. So he looked around for something to get their attention and noticed a stack of metal bowls on the counter near him, and pushed it off. Like a cat, even though he's supposed to be a spider. Almost everyone jumped, and Natasha actually pointed a gun at Peter. Glad that he finally had everyone's attention, and not at all concerned about the gun pointed at him, Peter signed. "Could everyone please introduce themselves? The only people here that I know are Clint and Natasha."
"...What?" Natasha put her gun away and smacked Steve upside the head.
"He wants you to introduce yourselves. And make sure you're facing him and punctuating your sentences."
"Oh, well I'm Steve."
"The names Bucky."
"I'm Sam."
"And I'm Wanda, it's nice to meet you." Peter was shocked that only one person didn't know sign language. Steve was also shocked that he was the only one that didn't know it.
"I'm Peter, but you were told that earlier. Anyways, wanna have a Disney marathon?" Clint fist-pumped and shouted, "Hell yeah!" before running out of the room to turn on the TV.
"Am I the only one that doesn't know sign language?"
"Yup."
"Pretty much. "
"Seems that way."
Word Count: 279
If you're wondering why Steve is the only one that doesn't know sign language I'll explain. Wanda found a book on it in the library and decided to read it, Sam walked in on her reading it and asked her to teach him, Bucky learned it on a mission while he was the Winter Soldier and remembers it, Natasha knows because she's a Spy, and Clint knows because he's deaf. Steve kinda just never got the memo. Also, I changed the sing language from Underline to Bold because I write in Google Docs then copy and paste it here and for some reason underline never saves with it so I have to go back and find which places were underlined and do it again, and I got tired of doing that.
Anywho, bye my gremlins!
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The Deaf Idiot
FanfictionPeter quietly climbed through the window of his room, hoping that Mr Sta- I mean Tony didn't realize that he was patrolling instead of doing his homework. Which Peter does realize that Tony has JARVIS keep an eye on him when he's in the tower, right...
