Sonic the Hedgehog and the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn

Sonic the Hedgehog

Alright. So. Hello again everyone. As you all know, I'm Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. And right now, I have just gotten myself into more trouble. But of course, as always, I go too fast. Whether it's running, or telling stories. So here goes.

For those of you who don't know, I am a spiky, blue hedgehog from another planet. Originally, I was from a really cool island where I was taken care of by an owl named Long Claw. But apparently, people were after my powers, so I then traveled to Earth using these special gold rings.

I then made my new home in a place called Green Hills where I've met the Donut Lord and his Pretzel Lady. To them, I am just a little alien from another world. But to me, I just came to their party, and I was invited. But no one knew I was there.

Anyway, Tom, the Donut Lord, found me in his garage when I was trying to escape to the Mushroom Planet after causing a huge explosion while I was playing some baseball. I then lost my bag of rings that have teleported on top of a pointy building in San Francisco.

I then saw a man with a mustache from the Civil War try to capture me with his weird egg-shaped robot. I call him Eggman.

And then me and the Donut Lord went on this huge adventure to try and get my rings back. It was a lot, but it was still so much fun.

After we took care of that Eggman guy, I then moved on to live with Tom and Maddie the Pretzel Lady. As well as their dog, Ozzy.

So there. That's all about that. Now about the situation I'm currently in.

I wanted to go out somewhere. I hated having to be cramped in the attic all day without going anywhere. So without them knowing, I jumped out the window on the roof, and ran off.

I know it's not safe for a blue hedgehog like me to run around and cause trouble, but there's still so much on Earth I have never seen before. Like how the keys on a keyboard are not in alphabetical order, and how they put extra buttons in a bag in suit pants even though you don't really need them.

And I don't even wear pants!

So as I was running across the world, I thought of going back to the Piston Pit for more buffalo wings and guac and chili dogs. But apparently, those who were there weren't happy to see me. They recognized me even though I was in disguise!

Okay, it was a bit poorly, but still!

And so I ran out, feeling angry that the people there don't really like nor appreciate me. And before I knew it, I started forming lightning around me again! I wanted to calm myself down, but I was already so mad about the guac that I couldn't take it, and I shot lightening out of my butt, causing another explosion!

So great...here we go again....