Disclaimer: I do not own BNHA.
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There stood Todoroki Shouto, his shadowed face set in a less stuck-up version of Kuchiki Byakuya-sama. After yammering away about how bad his home life is, he just stood there, like a cool anime protagonist. But we all know what a cool anime character becomes in the end. Yes, a fucKING MEME.
Finally, he broke the silence. And Midoriya ends up choking on his own spit because TodoFUCKINGroki asked the most disturbing thing he had ever heard in his whole fucking life.
"Are you All Might's secret love child?"
Why?! he wailed internally. Seriously though, it's like that guy who asked a possible drug addict, i quote "Have you ever...pooped...a baLLOON?" gOD that's hilarious.
"No, Todoroki...just...no! I'm pretty damn sure my mom's reproductive system is still intact." Midoriya said, and then he fell to his knees, looked up and put his palms together and howled. " GOD! WHOEVER YOU ARE THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN! PLEASE SAVE THE WOMAN THAT HAS TO TAKE THAT GIGANTIC DICK UP THEIR MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY! I BEG YOU!"
Todoroki stared at him and his face started paling in realization. Midoriya stood up and patted his gym pants clean, and said, "It's fine Todoroni, at least you realize that All Might can't just smASH people if he doesn't want a murder on his record." Yes, totally fine.
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Secret Love Child
FanfictionThings that should've been said when Todoroki asked Midoriya if he is All Might's love child. ~ "Are you All Might's secret love child ?" Todoroki asked. He searched Todoroki's face, looking for something that indicates that he's fuCKING joking, bu...
