Joker Dreams Of Harley

Finding The Bottle

The Joker's purple Lamborghini roared down the road.  Joker was on auto pilot.  Tonight he was not laughing.  He had just defeated The Batman.  But tonight it brought no joy.  He was restless, he drove without consequence.  Tonight he followed the ocean road.  The sea glisten in the moonlight.  "Ha ha ha ha ha ha." He laughed his crazy laugh.  But still no joy.  "What is it I am missing?" He mumbled to himself.  "I have beaten up on The Bat again and again.  I even wore my best purple suit.  But no excitement still.   I want to feel alive again." He said to himself.  He pulled the car to a halt.  He parked it sideways in the car park. 

"You ares hole." The man said to him from the next car.    Joker pulled out his gun and shot him dead.  But still no Joy.  The woman with the dead man screamed.  She was still screaming as she screeched the tyre's driving off.  She even left the body.  "I think you forgot someone." Joker said as he watched her drive away.  Joker sat with the dead man.  "I've had some bad dates too.  I know how you feel." Joker said with a sigh.  He sat for a while, watching the horizon, the stars.   What was he missing??  

Then he seen it.  Something sparkling in the moonlight.  "Do you think it's worth going to see what it is?" Joker asked the dead man.  Silence.  "Well I think I should take a look." Joker said standing he walked casualty down to the object.  "Don't want to seem to eager." Joker said with a laugh.. He felt a pull inside, an emotion.  Something he had not felt in a very long time.  Excitement.  As he got closer he could see it was a glass bottle.  "Ah Purple, my favorite colour." Joker said with a chuckle.  He bent down to pick it up from the sand.  "Well well well you are a beauty aren't you." Joker said rubbing the lamp with his sleeve.

Joker then dropped the bottle as it it had electrocuted him.  "What the hell?" he said looking down at the bottle.  His arm still tingling.  He picked it up again, it did it to him again.  This time he did not drop it.  He shook it.  The top flew off into the sand.  "Shit!" He said looking for the top.  As he said this a puff of red and black smoke appeared.  "What the hell are you?" Joker asked looking at the girl that stood before him.  

She giggled in a high pitched voice.  She wiggled and stretched.  She looked around taking in her surroundings.  She wore a tight red and black body suit.  With a white lace collar.  On her head she wore a jesters hat.  Complete with bells.  "Well that will get very annoying." Joker said to her.  "Tell me about it." She said smileing at him she pulled off the hat.  To reveal long blond pigtails.  With pink and blue tips.  Joker smiled.  "I know what you are.  You have to grant me three wishes.  I know the score." Joker said laughing.    

The blond girl smiled at him.  She laughed in her high pitched voice again.  "I ain't got to do nothin for you Master." She said.  "Why the hell not?  You are a Jeannie are you not?" Joker asked in anger.  He wanted his share of the prize.. "Yeah!" The girl replied.  "Well?" Joker asked.  "We have you surrounded Joker.  You and your girlfriend had better give up or we shoot!" The GCPD yelled at him from the car.  "What the hell do they want now?"Joker asked.  

"They got ya for killing that man." The girl said laughing.. He called me an asshole." Joker said.  "Good enough reason to shoot him.  He was an ass anyway." The girl said.  "How would you know?" Joker asked.  "Long story, did ya want to get out of here or not?" The girl asked.   "Well dah, Yes." Joker said.  "Don't be a bitch to me, or I'll let the cops take ya Master." The girl said.  "Fine what do you want me to do.  We are after all surrounded." Joker said.  "Get my bottle, and hang on." The girl said.  Joker took her bottle, next thin he knew they were in the Lamborghini.  As they flew down the highway.  Joker laughed again.  He found his excitement.  His eyes were glowing.  "So baby what's ya name?" Joker asked.. 

"I'm Harley Frikin Quinn!" She yelled as the wind rushed through her hair.  Joker laughed and laughed........................