The Book of Meg

The Art Of Being A Total Bad Ass

    Near the end of 1999, the most craziest fucker happened. The Meg was born. Megan, it's how you describe a sexy, crazy, insane fucker. She was a smart ass when she could first say her first words. When she was made, everyone was ready and prepared for her, or so they thought. Megan likes to carelessly go around and give people her opinion on the losers that she hates. Now, she can of course be caring if she wants to, but she usually decides to hate everyone. She is super protective around the people she really loves but if she doesn't like you... Watch out.
         Now, Megan is now older and is terrifying.  Everyone gets out of her way, not because she is scary, but because they all think she's insane. She cusses out the bitches who talk to her and try to make her do things. The teachers all fear her, mostly because if they tell her to do something she threatens to break them. She isn't afraid of danger, it's actually more so the other way around. Everything fears her. Even death. 
    Now when she has a good friend, her soft side comes out. Her friendly and careful side engulfs the person. Megan likes to be with her best friends, she likes to carefully hold them and for some reason lick them. Maybe it was because she likes to claim them, but the friend is just thankful she DOESNT PEE ON HER- WHICH SHE HAS THREATENED BEFORE SO DONT BE FOOLED... Anyway, Megan is a carefree and so kind of in conclusion: She's a bitch. 
    Not just a bitch, she's her best friends Bitch. So don't fucking touch her, she will kill you. Megan thinks that she is the only one who can get mad when someone else try's to claim her best friend but little does she know her best friend is selfish over her as well. Megan is a great and rebellious person. She isn't just a badass, but she is defiantly one of the many people who know how to really be a rebellious shit head. 
    Megan knows how to be rude and rebellious and caring and great. But little does she know or like to admit her soft side. She can be soft when it comes to loving someone. She has a softer spot for her love than for her best friend (but not by much). Megan likes to cuddle and hold hands and be a real girly girl when it comes to them. She doesn't always like to be bad ass, but she tries to be to impress her lover. It's defiantly funny to watch Megan be girly and giggly when she doesn't do it often, but her best friend could never thank him enough for pulling her out of her badass state at times. 
    Though, this is about her being a bad ass fucking dick. She can't always deny the sweet sensitive side that her best friend and lover adores at times. Megan likes to be all angry and moody and it just gets worse when she's PMSing holy hell we will all need Jesus that time of month, but it's defiantly funny to see people shake in terror then.
    Megan didn't have to learn the art of Badassery, she was born with it. She likes to know that she can give someone a good ass whooping when needed be. Some things you know mentally, it's very rare when someone is born with the art of Badassery. Megan was just one of those lucky fuckers. She could sass off to her mother when she was born. Throwing the bottle at her as soon as she could. 
    Now everyone will learn what it's like to be with a Megan. Scary, fun, but mostly insane. Sometimes, her friends wonder how they aren't dead. 
    Megan's friends. Let's start with what it's like to deal with this Badassery.. Yes it can be hell, but it is also entertaining. Megan treasures her friends of course, but she also can turn on them in a moment. Sometimes her best friends worry about what she will do next, wondering if she is going to hurt them or if she is going to sass them away. Now, her best friend is to thank for teaching her how to be a lot more sassy than she already was (oops). Megan learned from the master, but that also seemed to be bad for her family. Sometimes Megan turned on her friends by sassing them and it's never good to get in a middle of a fight with two sassy fuckers. 
    Sometimes her friends regret listening to her sass them off, regretting some of the things they say. Megan is always amused by the expressions though, amuse by how her friends want to slap her but know that her bad ass side would kick their asses. Megan is defiantly a sweet heart though when she doesn't use her sass power. She holds someone if need be, she helps them and holds them if they are feeling real low.
        (I got a little mad.. :3)To deal with Megan's bad ass side you have learn people have to learn the art of calmness because everyone knows you can't fight fire with fire unless you want to die. Anyway, because Megan's bad ass side likes to also be a fucking ass, people learn to stay quiet when she's angry, not because they are scared but because they know they will also lose her. No one wants to lose Meg. 
    Megan's friends like to try their best to keep her low and not go on a rampage. Her friends like to hope that she won't kill everyone, but they all know that she should never go out last dark. Who knows who she will kill. 
    Speaking of going out late. Megan also likes to rebel and go to parties and get drunk. Though, she doesn't go to parties often, her best friend Chris does. That little fucking piece of shit likes to go get drunk and then you know what happens HE FUCKING IGNORES EVERYONE THINKING HES BETTER BUT REALLY HES JUST BEING GROUNDED WANT TO KNOW WHY HE WAS GROUNDED BECAUSE HES FUCKING RETARDED... 
    Fucking idiot. Anyway, though Megan doesn't go to parties that doesn't stop her from getting drunk and don't get me wrong, it's bad for her, but it's pretty funny to see her hungover the next day. She already hates everyone so this makes her really want to act on her anger and would set the entire school on fire if she wouldn't get in trouble.
    She isn't just a badass with a bad temper either. She can be a nice person- if she really try's. Teachers think she's insane though. Sometimes people wonder how she isn't in an insane asylum. Honestly, her friends would put her in one but they would probably miss her way too much. 
    Her bestest friend, well she likes to make fun Megan for liking to get drunk or high. Megan likes to glare at her but would never hurt her because her best friend is special. (Hehe). Her best friend would do anything for her and the other way around. Megan likes to cuddle her best friend, hug her and kiss her.. Of course that's funny but it's also shows how Megan also isn't always a badass.
    Soft Megan is a great Megan but no one can replace the badass Megan. Everyone loves Megan and if they don't well then that's their fault. Fuckers.
    Just because someone is a bad ass doesn't mean they are always a douchebag. In Megan's case, she is always a douchebag. But the good part is that sometimes her douchebag part of her can sometime lessen. Sometimes... She's still a fucking ass.
    Sometimes, people think that just because she's a dick doesn't mean she can't be sweet though. Now, Megan is a sweet heart and she feels like she is nothing without her best friend. She's way too protective over her friend, but it's quite funny but her friend loves it anyway. Megan isn't one to let her friend go, she makes a tight bond that she feels like can't be replaced.
    So it's easy to say that just because someone is a bad ass doesn't mean that they can't be sweet. Because Megan is defiantly an example of a sweet hearted badass.