BNHA Textfic x reader

1

-you have one new message-

-would you like to open it?-
>yes
no

-opening message-

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Hiya number neighbor!

McFuckingKillMe
What the fuck is up Richard

xxx-xxx-xxxx

McFuckingKillMe
Where have you been all of my life
you beautiful human

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Idk, prolly doing stupid things
with my hOmIeS

McFuckingKillMe
Cool bro
Anyways, why did u text me

xxx-xxx-xxxx
I'm with my friends from school
and were playing truth or dare
I was dared to text my number neighbor

McFuckingKillMe
That is a fucking weak dare.
Here are some good dares u should do
1. Make a nice scrapbook about the person u hate the most
2. Switch clothes with someone (underwear included)
3. Steal a duck from a park
4. Adopt a turtle
5.cosplay as a trash bin for a day
6. Go to Mc Donald's and recite a speech about how Burger King is superior
7.steal something from the scariest teacher at ur school
Your welcome

McFuckingKillMe has left the chat

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Um, thanks
I'm Denki Kaminari btw

xxx-xxx-xxxx has left the char

McFuckingKillMe has joying the chat

McFuckingKillMe
wait youR WHO
BRO WTH GET UR ASS BACK HER
PIKACHU I CHOSE YOU
...
Fuck