I Even Like His Shocking Pickup Lines [ShinKami]

Do You Think Quirk Sex is a Thing?

The next morning found Kaminari banging on Kirishima's dorm door. The early wake up on a Friday morning was the least his bro deserved. The bleary eyed red head opened the door and looked at him in confusion before letting him in.

Kirishima went to sit back on his bed with a yawn. "You okay, bro," he asked when Kaminari gave him an accusatory look.

"Dude," he started, arms crossed over his chest, "You absolutely can not, and I am so serious right now, give someone a glow in the dark condom without warning them."

Kirishima's mouth opened and closed before he burst out laughing, hand going to his stomach and he flopped back on the bed and covered his face with his hands. "You... oh god."

Kaminari huffed and sat on the bed next to him, shoving his friend's legs aside. "Yeah, man. Shinsou was real pleased to see his dick looking like a damn light saber."

Kirishima snorted at the imagery and peaked around his hands. "Did you laugh?"

"Of course I laughed!" Kaminari scoffed. "Then I thought about you and Blasty having freaking glow dicks. Man, I never thought I'd be thinking of you when I was about to suck dick for the first time."

When Kirishima had stopped laughing he sat up and asked, "So how'd it go?"

Not expecting that question, Kaminari choked on his words.

"Like that, huh?" Kirishima asked with another laugh.

"Dude. Stop. I am so mad at you right now." But his own laughter let Kirishima know he was off the hook.

Kirishima grinned at him. "For what it's worth, I didn't mean to give you a glowing one. I must have just grabbed the wrong one. Kats won't let me use them." He scratched at the back of his neck. "At least it was memorable," he offered with a shrug.

"You can say that again," Kaminari muttered with a roll of his eyes but he couldn't keep the smile off his face.

That night after dinner Kaminari and Shinsou were squeezed together on Mina's bed, wrapped under a hot pink blanket with the rest of the squad strewn out around them.

Jirou had joined them as she did from time to time. Shinsou liked her music taste and she gave great comebacks, especially to Bakugou, so he liked when she did join them.

Their conversation had drifted around a little and lulled into quiet when Shinsou was broken out of his thoughts.

"Okay but like, do you think quirk sex is a thing?" Only Mina could ask that so simply.

Kaminari nearly choked on his drink and he felt Shinsou start to silently laugh next to him.

"Fucking hell," muttered Bakugou.

"What? Haven't you ever thought about it? Well maybe not you two," Mina said as she looked between Bakugou and Kirishima, "No offence but your quirks aren't exactly kinky."

"Yeah, no one wants their dick touched by explodohands. No offence, dude," Kaminari teased.

Bakugou raised a threatening hand but Kirishima just reached out and wrapped his own around it and pulled it into his lap. Shinsou couldn't help but notice the soft look Bakugou gave the red head.

"None taken," Kirishima said through a laugh, "We can't all have indecent quirks like tape arms."

Sero snorted. "It's not just me. There's plenty of indecent quirks in our class."

They all paused for a few seconds, considering the possibilities.

Kaminari caught the side eye Kirishima directed his way and pointedly kept his gaze away from his boyfriend.