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Mmm..(real life) also yandere hinata

"So your Kageyama right?" said a misdressed teenage girl flirtatiously.
"Uhm yes? Your point?"
"Wow you don't seem that scary, in fact your handsome~"
"Uh ma'am I'm gay" said kageyama uncomfortably.
"Well then why don't I change your min-" said the girl before she was cut off by knife thrown at her that just barely missed.
"Oopsie, I missed~"
"Aww I guess you should use that as warning~"
"Now get your filthy hands of my Tobio or I won't miss" said hinata making a slit motion with his knife.
This scared every team in the gym. They all shook their heads knowing not to intervene.
"Nah, I dont wanna" said the girl holding kageyamas arm closer to her chest. This ticked hinata off as he jumped slam the girl against the wall by her neck and holding the knife like he was about to stab her. Just before the knife was only a centimeter away hinata heard kageyama call him by his first name oh so slowly with an angered tone that really turned him on. "Sho...you....Get over here....now.."said kageyama who was sitting on the bench with a fierce strike in his tone. Hinata, obedient to Kageyama, drop the girl out his hold and quickly goes over to kageyama sitting beneath him on the floor.
"What did I say about you controlling your anger, hinata..." said kageyama tone getting angrier. Hinata whimpered and slowly got onto kageyamas lap. Kageyama gripped at his firm behind waiting for a response.
Gomen 'Yama......gomenasai 'yama....I'm so so sorry yama....I love you.......I love you so much tobi....~" said hinata as he nuzzled against kageyama, whimpering. Then hinata started giving him slight puppy pecks on his neck. At this kageyama loosened his grip, brought hinatas head up and gave him a quick but passionate kiss. "I love you too, Shoyou baby."
"If a girl is to even graze you, I'll have no choice but to slit her throat open for touching my dearest tobio~"
"And if a boy is to even glance at you I'll have no choice but to blow his eyes out for looking at my precious shoyou~"
This scared everyone and made some even shudder and turn away. They gave each other another kiss before their game.