1. When someone says "don't or I'll-" you say "what are you going to do moisturise me?"
2. You love fezzes!
3. Bow ties are cool.
4. In Harry Potter (the one where David Tennant was in) you laughed when you noticed that the chest that Mad Eye was in was bigger on the inside.
5. Every time someone says robot you automatically think of Daleks or Cybermen.
