Brendon Urie our Sleep Paralysis

The basics

So Brendon Urie he sits under our beds and he kind of just waits till we are a sleep to come out. You see Brendon is our sleep paralysis demon who eats our toes. No joke we have seen this with our own eyes and it is terrifying. We at this point have gotten use to it and have just went with it. No this is not actually Brendon, but it looks like him but..off, like you can tell it's not actually him. His eyes stare into your soul and you just can't look away, you just can't okay and you can't get the image out of your Brain of him knawing on your toes and the moistness of his mouth, and the feeling of it is just Terrible. But back to the subject at hand.

  He sits under your bed and waits till your asleep to make his move. Once your asleep he takes his leg and brings it up and around to wrap it around you body and pull himself up in one swift move. He then straddles you and stares at you with those large beaty eyes. He then scrambles down to your feet and starts biting and sawing off your toes. This goes on till he feels satisfied, then he cuts off your feet and uses it as decoration I presume. He then gets his little satchel and sprinkles his little pixie dust where your feet should be and they are back like noting happened. He still has the other feet but now you have new feet. He then just crawls back under the bed to hind till the next night, you can't see him under you bed the next morning because he's just gone.

Now you see Brendon has a schedule, meaning he eats other things besides your toes depending on the day. On Monday's he eats your hands, he says finger nails are the croutons of the hand. He then on Wednesday, eats you legs and he likes them extra hairy because he says it tastes like garlic. But every day he does eat toes.

I have only watched Brendon do this once and he really does not like that. You see this is his little secret I guess and is not suppose to be found out but I was not asleep that one night and that's how I saw him and witnessed this while fully concise, which I don't recommend. I shall dedicate a whole chapter to this in the next chapter since it is late and I'm kind of to tired to write at the moment. It is also Monday and 2:58 am while I'm writing this so I'm pretty sure Brendon is starving and waiting at the moment so yeah.