I would like to say a pun, but I don't have a TREEson.
It's thundering outside, I am SHOCKED.
I am making a sticker book, STICK around for that.
I used to hate facial hair, but it GREW on me.
I 2as planning on making a joke about sodium but then I thought, NA no one will get it.
That one made me SALTY.
I put my grandma on speed dial, I called it INSTA-GRAM
Hermes STOLL my bike.
That musician has a problem, he's a TREBLED man.
A fish swam into a wall and said DAM
(pjo fans are quaking rn)
Come back to the garden, Katie don't LEAF
but puns are the devil's work so I have NUN.
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what your MISSING
Oh boiling water, you will be MIST.
I named my iPad titanic, it's SYNCING NOW
I would like to say a chemistry joke, but I would get no REACTION from you.
I'll get you some BREAD, You BUTTER believe it, it's the YEAST I could do.
Jokes about skeletons aren't very HUMOROUS
Leo:Your looking LIVELY TODAY
Nico: Are you serious?
Sirius:No, I AM SIRIUS.
The Italian chef who died,he PASTA way.
My bakery burned down, my business is TOAST.
I lost my baggage, I'll just have to CARRY ON.
I have a few puns about unemployed peeps, but they never WORK.
I'm going to bed.
Can I SLYTHERIN??
I need some ventilation, I'm a FAN of it
ok ima stop now :3
