Z-Band

Just a warning there's a few choice words in here. You have been warned.

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All alone...kicks a can. I'm so lonely. Keeps kicking it.

"Ow."

O.o what was that?

"I'm the spirits of Christmas cans OK?"

"Haha ok."

Kicks a bottle.

"You can kick the can, can you not? Can can can-can!"

Watches the can dance. Keeps walking down the road.

"Is a can."

xD. Keeps walking.

"Keeps being a can."

Hears a scream. Stops walking and sneaks around the corner.

"Still, a can."

Looks and sees people eating each other. Keeps watching like what the fuck. Sneaks into the gun store.

"Surprisingly is a can."

Grabs a few handguns, shotguns and a rifle and ammo for all then sees a familiar can and licks him up.

"As a can...Was licked, we."

XD. Fuck I mean picks up.

"Canified me is picked up by gun dude."

Then grabs some dirty mags (cause I mean shit happens you never know). Sneaks out store. Starts running past zombies and people being ate by them.

"Is now a slightly bloody can."

A zombie tries to bite me so I grab my trusty can friend and shove him into its mouth.

"May be a drooled on can."

Then pulls .44 mag out and shoots zombie in the head and takes my can friend back and runs.

"Was definitely drooled on can."

XD. Cleans can off as I run to an abandoned house. Looks through the house finding nothing of interest...that is until I went into the basement and found...a sex dungeon.

"Is a creeped out can."

Looks around seeing all kinds of weird sex toys and fetish things of all kinds. I sit my can friend by all the used dildos to keep an eye out for trouble as I hear a noise in one of the jail/sex cells they have.

"Disappointed in my company."

Looks in and sees Jayy in a leather cutoff outfit that shows more than it covers. Goes and gets my can friend and sits him by her while I go look in the others. I go in the next cell to see Jinxxy in a sexy nurse outfit and her patient is Auner who's strapped to the bed while he trashes around trying to get away from her because she wants to give him an injection in his dick. I open the door and stop it before the poor guy gets it and leaves her strapped to the bed. I go to the next room and find Daniel getting his ass beat by Perfect and Rosie and from the looks of it has been for days.
I have no idea if he will be able to walk or sit for a month. I leave him there and bring the girls out with there weapons so if there's more zombies I know they can help. I look and the rest are empty so we go back up to the living room and sit. That's when I hear someone outside and I look. Super is out fighting zombies so I give everyone a weapon and we go out and help him, then bring him in.
We get back inside and we all check each other for bites. There are none so that's good. We all clean the blood from us and the weapons and start building defenses to keep the zombies out. It's around midnight with no zombies getting in so we set up guard posts first watch is super, Auner, and Rosie. Everyone else is sleeping or trying to firgure out what the hell is going on with all this crazy shit.
So super and Auner are talking when Rosie comes up and says that she thought she saw some people outside. At first they shrugged it off till they heard knocking. Knock. Knock. Knock.
There's no way that's a zombie. They all agree so they go to the door.

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Well guys that's all he wrote. He said if he should add more? Comment and let me no so I can tell him. And let me know what you thought about it.