Aragon: *city name* how are you doing tonight??!
Boleyn: We said: How are you doing tonight??!
Seymour: We are:
All *sung*: SIX
Seymour: And welcome to our divorced, beheaded, live tour!!
Howard: *city name* we got a whole lot in store for you tonight!
Aragon: That's right! *riffs something like "ah-ah-ah-ah"* Now please give it up for our ladies in waiting!!!
*upbeat music*
Boleyn: We've got Maggie on the guitar!!
*guitar solo*
Cleves: Bessie on the bass!!
*bass solo*
Seymour: And on the keyboard we've got Joan!!
*keyboard solo*
Aragon: And with a beat so sick, it'll rip apart your guts is Maria on the drums!!
*drums solo*
Cleves: So you came here tonight to party with us? Oldschool.
Seymour: Really, really oldschool. We have a serious score to settle.
Howard: 'Cause you see *city name*, there are:
All *sung*: SIX
Howard: ...of us and we know you all have your favourite.
Aragon: Yeah, everybody always wants to know, who is the most important queen?
Cleves: And we've been arguing about it for centuries.
Howard: We've heard it all:
Aragon: Who lasted the longest was the strongest.
Boleyn: The biggest sinner is always the winner.
Seymour: Who had the son takes number one.
Cleves: Who was most chased shall be first place.
Howard: The most glorious is victorious.
Parr: The one in contestant is the most protestant....... prodestant...?
Aragon: But tonight we are going to answer your questions once and for all.
Boleyn *sung*: And tell me what you want, what you really, really want!! *spoken* .... To know.
Seymour: That's right, we are here to help you figure out who is:
Cleves: The queen of the castle.
Parr: The rose without thorns.
Howard: The Thomas Cromwell amongst the royal ministers between 1532 and 1538.
Aragon: But how on earth are they going to choose their leading lady?
Boleyn: Hold up! If this is going to be a fair competition they are going to judge us by the one thing we had in common.
Seymour: The queen to take the crown shoud be the one who had the biggest.....
Howard: .... the firmest ....
Parr: .... the fullest ....
Cleves: ... Load of bullsh*t to deal with from the man who put a ring on us.
Howard: So we'll hold a little contest for you.
Boleyn: And the rules are simple.
Aragon: The queen who lived down to the worst.
Seymour: The queen who had the most heart breaks to withstand.
Cleves: The queen who didn't really go as planned.
All: SHALL BE THE ONE TO LEAD THE BAND
Aragon: So *city name* are you ready to choose your leading lady????
Howard: We said: ARE YOU READY????
YOU ARE READING
Six The Musical: The Script
FanfictionIn this story I'll write down what the queens say between the songs and the lyrics to non album songs! There are a lot of Six productions and I've taken bits of each, since it's different in every production. Enjoy! :)
