sonic was always running from something. he had run from his past life and believed in a great future for him, donut lord, and the pretzel lady or whataver. he love his family and his dog in his new life after beating the terrible terrible villain. something still felt lacking, though, for the glorious hedgehod. he was missing... love.
"oi giorno meet the new gangstar. his name is gabe itch." mista squealed happily as he introduced the two. "gabe itch meet giorno, giorno meet gabe itch."
"a pleasure to meet you, friend gabe itch. why don't you come inside for some fresh abbaccio tea even tho he is dead and therefore cannot piss anymore. i managed to recreate it with the power of german science!" SEKAI ICHI!
gabe itch, giorno giovanna, and mista all walked inside the building and had some german engineered abbaccio tea. along the way, giorno noticed a blue hair that was overwhelmed with electricity. there was a blue blur that assed (AN: I meant to write "passed" but it was too glorious to change so I left it as "assed.") him in an instant.
"what was that?" giorno asked to which he got no reply. all that was left was him feeling confused, and mista beckoning him to come inside.
"uhh coming!" giorno said to his friend. "my dad might be joining us later so please hold the tea for a little bit."
sonic went to bed like always and pondered in his spot in the attic. would he ever get his one wish, or would he forever be lonely? his ex, michael jackson, has occasioanlly stopped by wishing to get back with sonic, but sonic knew better than to get with someone that doesnt deserve him. sonic was a good guy, but michael jackson was also dead so that didnt really help. sonic WIDENED in happiness upon looking at the stars. since sonic believed in astrology, he thought that maybe he would find a message hidden in his star sign:
sonic is an aquaricanus or whataver so he must be:
-gay
-european
-abused as a child and therefore has ptsd
-hungry and ready to eat children
WOW! its all true! sonic has hit the jackpot so maybe this is important. its time for bed, so there is nothing else to do but wait to eat children for breakfast in the morning.
'GABE ITCH! GABE ITCH!" mista shouted looking all around for the gangstar. "damn it i cant find him anywhere. oi goirno can you help me?"
"where did you lose him? maybe i can help find him.
