It was raining mayo, I was eating my turkey and mayo sandwhich when I saw this girl. I took her to my bar, we both ordered the same thing:sweet tea and mayo. She told me her life story then left. I cried, mayo.
SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND A BLACK GUY HID IN A CORNER AND YELLED: "THIS IS GREAT FOR CAMOUFLAGE!"
(I'm not racist! ~Kat)
YOU ARE READING
THE BOOK OF RANDOM!
RandomTHIS IS THE BOOK OF RANDOM! WERE WE POST OUR RANDOM SHIZZLE AND ALL THAT SHIZZLE!
