Big Ed x Cat in the Hat🥰🥵🥳💖

Cat in the Hat Wakes up Next to Big Ed

I wake up in a fancy hotel room in the bahamas. "Where am I?", I ask myself, putting my index fingers together shyly.
I hear a sexy low voice come from behind me, " Wassup poopy butthole 🥵🥵"
I gasp, I see a small man, with no neck and HUGE thunder thighs 💖💖💖. I said to myself, "that gon make your pussy throb"
I ask this beautiful hunk man who i tower over, " who are you? Do you know who i am???"
He replied, " Well, I am Big Ed, and of course I know who you are, Chocolate Thunder."
I am appalled. I cant believe I shat myself and am now being called Chocolate Thunder. I accept it because it was actually my stripper name twenty years ago ( but that's a story for later).
I brush it off and lift the covers to go use the restroom. I am horrified to see the sheets covered in my chocolate poopoo that came from my arsehole.
I put my hair behind my ear, just like my queen, Debby Ryan. All men fall for it ( that why i was a notorious stripper).
Ed suddenly pulls me by my tail, covered in poop, and throws me in the shower. My red and white hat dripping from my 🅱️ussy juices. He pins me to the cold tile wall. He looks at me with his sexy beady dirt brown eyes. I see his hands are covered in mayo. I can tell he takes good care of himself. He caresses my chest, leaving streaks of mayo. He whispers sensually, "Lets take a shower"
I see a balding, soggy rat in the corner. Suddenly i feel my feline instincts kick in. This shower is gonna be better than i thought 🥰🥰🥰

AUTHORS NOTE: i am horribly sorry if u read this, but there will be more coming (harry styles fingering a watermelon) pls be nice to me i am seven seconds old 💖💖