𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 ; donquixote doflamingo

𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛

Slipping behind the wall you looked around the dark halls to make sure nobody was wandering around.

Deming that the coast was clear you continued your way down the halls.

Straight, left, left, right, straight..

Finally made it. Why is my room almost across the castle from this one? How rude, I bet Doffy did that on purpose too.

Opening the door without knocking you were immediately greeted with a swarm of strings attaching themselves onto your limbs.

"Do I even want to know why you're in my room at twelve in the morning with all those things?" Doflamingo asks groggily as he tightens his strings.

Grumbling at him as if the answer was obvious enough you tell him, "Well, as your best buddy and favorite friend I decided we needed to have a sleepover. We never get to hang out because you're always busy, you meanie!"

"I'm busy because I'm the king of this country as well as a warlord, in case you forgot you dolt. And no get the fuck out I'm tired."

So mean. I didn't do anything wrong :/

"Lol no I missed you(not really) we're at least gonna have a sleepover if I can't hang out with you."

Sighing he just accepted it, knowing by now you won't stop whining in order to get your way.

AHAH HE REALLY THINKS I MISSED HIM, HUH? So full of himself, pfft. I wouldn't blame him if he missed me though, who wouldn't want to be around my fat ass.

Giving a victory laugh, you were quick to set up your place on the floor, "Doffy we should have lots of sleepovers since you're always busy during the days."

Nodding absentmindedly at your words he just laid back down trying to go back to bed, hoping you were satisfied.

About to fall into deep slumber, he was awoken by a sudden dip in his bed.

Turning to see you laying on his bed, he groans thinking he might not get sleep tonight. "What the fuck are you doing, get back on the floor you dog."

You ignored his little jab, knowing you'd piss him off way more than he already was. "I saw a scary thing under your bed no way in hell am I staying down there. Do you even spray your room with "monster-be-gone"?! You really need to invest in it."

Glaring at you for interrupting his sleep once again he hits you on the head.

Thwack

"STOP BEING A PUSSY, MONSTERS ARE NOT UNDER MY BED, LEAVE IF YOU'RE SO SCARED YOU SHIT HEAD."

"OUCH! STOP ABUSING ME. AND YES THERE IS, I SAW SOMETHING MOVE SO I'M SLEEPING ON YOUR BED. It's really comfortable too.."

And with that you knocked out, exhausted from the long day you had.

Muttering curses he angrily shoved you aside on the opposite side of his bed and covered you up.

'What a nuisance, monsters my ass.' He knew you were not going to sleep on an uncomfortable floor in the first place so why is he not surprised by your actions.