Was It Me? - BNHA Omegaverse (BakuDeku Mpreg)

What if?

(Okay, so. I've decided that men with quirks can get pregnant because of some mutation with their bodies. A bit like the toe thing, I know, it's lame. But it's all I've got for now. Please enjoy my crappy fanfic ;3, also I'm not gonna write point of view anymore)

Deku sat on the cold tile floor of his dorm bathroom, puking his guts out, while Ururaka stroked his back.
'Fun!' Deku thought sarcastically as tears pricked the edges of his eyes.

"Is this the first time this has happened, I think we should go see recovery girl. You could be seriously si -"
"No. I'm okay, I think it's going away now." After that the room fell silent, until Deku found himself, yet again, leaning into the toilet bowl. Violently emptying the contents of his stomach.

"Okay, that's it! I'm taking you to recovery girl. Even if i have to force you against your own will."
Her voice was calm yet serious, her eyes glinting with hidden concern.
"Then I just won't walk."
"That's fine, i never said i needed you to walk. I'll use my quirk and float you there. Like I said, I'll take you there against your own will."

And that's how Deku and Ururaka found themselves in recovery girls office.

"So, Izuku Midoriya, how long has this been going on for?"
She spun around in her chair so she was facing him, a clipboard and pen at the ready.
"Ummmm, probably abouuuut...A week?"
She looked up at him with a calculating glare. Then continued to scribble notes onto the paper stuck to her clipboard.

"Okay, I think I know what's wrong with you . I just need to do some tests, can't know for sure otherwise."
She got up and walked over to the other end of the room and opened a random draw, she rummaged through It for a while, and then shuffled back over to the brunette and greenette.
"Here, take this and, ahhh, weeell. Pee on it."

He looked down at the stick in the women's hand, hesitating at first, he grabbed it and disappeared into a nearby toilet.

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After 3 minuets he reappeared holding the test, a worried expression displayed on his freckled face. The old woman took the test and examined it.

Two pink lines were clearly present.
It was positive.
What he had taken into the bathroom was a pregnancy test.

"Congratulations, you're pregnant.
I don't know what you were thinking, but I'm going to need to contact your teacher and tell him about this."
Deku suddenly shot out of this seat, Ururaka looking at him with disbelief, paralyzed with shock.
"Wait, am I going to be expelled...!?"
He stood there for a solid 30 seconds until he finally realized what she had said, then he started to freak the fuck out.
"WAIT, I'M PREGNANT!?"
And with that, the world around him began to spin and crack. The foundations he once stood upon crumbling away beneath him. And then he blacked out, hitting the cold floor of the first aid room.

What do you guys think?
Pretty crappy, that's what I promised you, didn't I?