Vaggie: Every time you you yell at one of your gf's employees, put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat-
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Alastor: NO FEAR!
Fandom: *ships him with everyone*
Alastor: ONE FEAR!
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Cherri: *shoots gun*
Sir pentious: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
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Alastor: Uh Angel can you read page 23 for the crew?
Angel: No I cannot!
Narrator Angel: Whatup I'm Angel I'm 22 (?) and I never fucking learned how to rea-
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Alastor: Lets just reLAXe and turn on the rADio! Would you like eM OR FMM-
A/N: I am so high rn-
