Tommy Thayer was going to help raise the money for a school that got destroyed by a tornado.
He was fine with heights, but he didn't know how to do a parachute jump.
Paul, Gene, and Eric were on the ground roasting marshmallows for the bonfire.
"Okay Tommy, rock n roll buckaroo".
Doc McGhee, the KISS manager, sent the spaceman up the stairs leading to the plane.
Tommy stepped onto the plane and the flying machine went down a hill really fast and up into the air it went.
"Holy cow"!
The Starchild pointed up to the sky.
"There he goes".
I smiled as the plane went up high get into the sky.
"Okay Tommy, we're ready. Get ready to jump"!
The pilot spoke into the microphone.
But what the guys didn't know was that the plane had flown too close to the forest down below.
Before Tommy could say anything else, the pilot gently pushed him off.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH"!
The poor spaceman was falling down.
He bumped right into some cute fluffy clouds.
Tommy then remembered about his parachute.
But when he pulled onto the latch, it broke!
"Oh no, his parachute won't work"!
Eric Singer ran to the ranger station to call for emergency services.
Soon, Tommy landed in a tall tree that was in the middle of a nature walk.
"They they don't know how to make someone do a parachute jump! I could've gotten seriously hurt"!
After climbing safely down, Tommy reached into his pocket for his cellphone and tried calling one of the guys.
But there was no signal!
"I guess I'll just sit here and wait for them to rescue me".
Tommy took off his backpack and sat down on a large rock.
Meanwhile, a large search party was looking for the lead guitarist.
Michelle was at the ranger station, feeling worried out of her mind.
Vinnie Vincent was comforting her while they waited.
"Don't worry, Michelle. I'm sure he will be okay".
Unfortunately, it took the entire search party forever to find Tommy Thayer.
And by then, the sun had already gone down.
The mosquitos were coming out and poor Tommy had mosquitoe bites all over his arms.
When the search party finally found Tommy, they quickly loaded him up in a rescue helicopter and flew him back to the ranger station.
"Oh my god, my spaceking"!
Michelle ran to her boyfriend and they both hugged and kissed each other.
"I'm never doing a freakin' parachute jump ever again. I just suffered out in the woods because of it".
He said to the rest of the band.
"Oh, you don't have to Tommy. 'Cause we're not doing it either".
Paul Stanley concluded, and then he gave Tommy something to eat and drink.
Vinnie Vincent bandaged the mosquito bites on the spaceman's arms so he wouldn't scratch them.
