Depression Already Fucks Me

Why do I do this to myself

I hate you Notsorryreeeeee

I wrote this with my dad in the room, I want to die

"depression fucking sucks." shuichi said to his boyfriend.

kokichi shrugged. "sucks to be you my guy. i just got anxiety." shuichi glared at the liar.

"youre such a great boyfriend oumakun." the detective said in a sarcastic tone.

"anytime beloved!" he said totally oblivious to the fact that he was an asshole.

"you ain't gettin' this fine ass." the detective left the room making kokichi cry because he wanted his pp.

shuichi went to his own room and flopped on the bed. "great now im horny."

his door then slammed open making shuichi jump. the door was slammed shut and a shadowy figure stood at the end of his bed.

"who the fuck are you?"

"im depression." it answered back with a cool echo in its voice.

"how the fuck-" "you said you were horny yes?"

the detective nodded not sure what was going to happen but he nodded "im horny too lets help each other"

shuichi thought about it for a second. "depression has fucked me for so long might as well make it literal. so yes"

the figure jumped on shuichi and took his ahoge in its mouth. for some reason this pleasured shuichi and he moaned.

"you taste so good!" the shadow said continuing to suck the ahoge. shuichi came but it was out of his hair and it wasnt semen but hair gel

"don't question it." the figure said swallowing the gel. shuichi nodded and the figure took his pants off. it grew a pp and lined itself up with the detectives bootyhole. "are you gonna fuck me or what."

his pp was 13 inches and it was shoved into his bootyhole immediately hitting shuichis prostate making him scream.

its hips thrusted into the detective slowly making him whine. "you've fucked me all my life and now you decide not to?"

with that comment, depression speed went from 1 to 100 in a second. the pleasure was amazing.

kaito and maki were outside his room and was wondering why shuichi was screaming about depression. but the screaming made them horny and they went to kaitos room not leaving until dinner.

the godlike speed depression was thrusting made shuichi cum but it was a strange black liquid. a few more thrusts and depression pulled out cumming shadows all over shuichis torso.

the shadows turned into tentacles and shoved themselves down shuichis throat killing him.

kokichi cried but fell in love with a pants bottle but was died when he shoved the bottle up his ass and couldn't get it out.

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"Hey, Kokichi?" Shuichi called his boyfriend, who turned and smiled. "What's up, Saihara-chan?"

Shuichi twiddled his thumbs. "Have you ever had a wet dream about an inanimate object?" Kokichi stopped smiling and looked at the boy. "Why do you ask?"

"I kinda sorta had a dream with depression fucked me. Literally."

Kokichi's face morphed into one of confusion.

"How the fuck does that work?"

What cursed lemon shall I do next?