You know what? I bet Jesus listens to shit music. I bet you that he thinks Nirvana is bad or something, but it's not. It's godly. Like, look at the album cover. It's 'unholy'. I started listening to Nirvana in like 2nd grade because my brother used to play it all the time like the edgy 17 year old he was, and this is why I love him the most out of my whole family. It also literally says 'i'm so horny' in one of the songs so yea. Also, people need to stop need to stop making "Jesus x Satan" smut. It's gross, Jesus doesn't deserve Satan's dick and Jesus is a gross st8 little bitch. Satan is definitely a gay legend though.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
I mean, you can literally see this baby's penis. I bet Jesus likes kids. Babies are fucking disgusting. When a bitch gives birth to a pasty little piece of shit and holds it when it just came out of your vagina that was stretched out like 10 inches is just gross, and then she's like 'wanna hold my baby?' like ew no it's gross you didn't even abort it in the first place.
Abortion is fun! I wish I was an abortion! I'm a gay disappointment but I have correct opinions!
I bet Jesus thinks that white privilege doesn't exist also. Fuck you, Jesus. Stupid little bitch.
To the people who say he died for people's sins they are just dumb. He died because he couldn't fucking shut his mouth and everyone thought he was annoying so they nailed him to a fucking cross. Also, Joseph is gay. Fight me.
