part 2: jesus, take the wheel

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She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati, on a snow white Christmas Eve. Going home to see her momma and her daddy with the baby in the back seat. She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention. She was going way to fast. Before she knew, she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass. She saw both her lives flash right before her eyes, didn't even have time to cry. She was SoOOoOoo scared. She threw her hands in the air! jEsUs tAkE tHe wHeELLLllLLl tAke iT fROm mY hanDs cAuse I cAnT dO tHiS oN mY oWnn.

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now, let's talk about this song.

first of all, ew why tf do you have a baby that's fucking gross you should of practiced safe sex, carrie underwood, but no! you're too stupid to know what condoms are! and now, you have to own a disgusting child for 18 years. HAHAHA what a mistake! Abortion is always the answer! Also, if there was only 2 people left on the world and they would have to repopulate, and I was one of them, I would make being straight uncommon. Like you have to come out if you're straight, and like being homophobic doesn't exist but being heterophobic does exist! thanks for listening to my godly facts!

 Like you have to come out if you're straight, and like being homophobic doesn't exist but being heterophobic does exist! thanks for listening to my godly facts!

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