If you ask Jesus for something, he probably won't give it to you, because you have sinned. Which is so stupid. Everyone sins and just because you do something wrong doesn't mean you need to beg for forgiveness. If you ask Satan for something, he gives it to you, because he loves and understands you. Satan is extremely nice while Jesus is an asshole.
I hate Jesus. He's a bastard, just like the police.
Just like sofia the first. Sofia is a gross little bitch. So is Marinette. I hate Marinette. She's very ugly, and I think her mom is asian or something.
I also hate that snow man from Doc McStuffins. What a stupid little whore.
Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse and dating, and are both lipstick lesbians. They are also both switches.
Fight me, whores. These are facts.
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Why Satanism Is Better than Christianity
Diversosme stating facts about why satan is better than jesus even though i do know every single word to jesus take the wheel, but we don't talk about that.
