Undercover Blonde and Pink (NaLu fanfic)

Dammit Dora!

Lucy POV

"Fuck!" I heard Natsu said. I smirked at his frustrated face. "This is the sixth time im winning! So...Want to go shopping?" I asked. Its currently 1pm noon on Sunday. We have been playing Call Of Duty for and hour now. "Sure!" Natsu said. "Let me change!" I said.

I stood up and ran to my luggage for my clothes. I took out a white tank top and black skinny jeans and quickly went to the bathroom to get change.

When there is no school, girls are allowed to enter the school to visit their boyfriends so thats why I can dress like a girl. I walk out of the bathroom to see Natsu wearing a black tight fit shirt that hug his 8 pack perfectly and a baggy jeans. I quickly grab my leather jacket, wallet and wore my combact boots. Im all set. I turn my head just in time to find Natsu putting his wallet in his Jeans. We grab our mortorbike keys and walk out the door. Yes we both have a motorcycle. Mines red and black and Natsu Is orange and black. Since today was Sunday, most people were here.

Everyone stop and stare at me and Natsu. Natsu has his arms casually sling on my shoulders. We were talking about weird old people that flirted with Natsu. "Oh wait remember yesterday? The lady? Did you keep her number?" I asked. "Yup!" Natsu replied. "Hey! Lets prank call her! You can be like, Hey sexy!" I said trying to say my voice as seductive as possible. We both look at each other and chuckled. "You sound like a prostitute!" Natsu said. "Im taking that as a complement!" I said cheerfully.

"Did you have any-" I pause as we were sitting on our baby's but there was a crowd that circled us. "Urrr...Hi?" Natsu said. "Can you move away so we can go?" I asked. But they idnt move a bulge. "Fine! We can do this the hard way!" I said annoyed.

I start Mikayla, Yes i named my bike Mikayla, and just ran through the crowd. Of course since they dont want to get killed they made a path. I smirked and yelled "Bye bitches!". Natsu followed me of course Soon we reach the mall.

"That was hilarious! When you ran towards those guys they were like 'Omg imma die!' Natsu laughed saying the last part high pitch! "And when you were like 'bye bitches!' their face was priceless!" Natsu said laughing. "Well we all need a badgirl right?" I said. Natsu just grinned. "Lets do some shopping!" Natsu yelled making people look our way. "Yay!" I said cheerfully as we walk into the mall. Natsu has his arms again, casually sling on my shoulder. "I shop really fast so lets go to forever 21!" I said as we walk into the store.

Like I said, I shop fast. I quickly ran and find a black, red and white crop top. 2 black skinny jeans. 3 high-waisted shorts. 2 black and 1 white tank top. And put into the basket. "See?" I said proudly. Im not like most girls so im pretty proud. "Nice! Do you need an applause?" Natsu joked. "Haha very funny. This should be a record breaking time!" I said as I gave the cashier girl 60 dollars. "call me?" She said to Natsu with a wink as she wrote her number behind the reciept.

I quickly took the shopping bag with my clothes in it and walk out of the store. I turn to Natsu and said. "Another victim to our prank calling list!" I cheered. "List?" Natsu said with an amused expression. "Duh..when we go back im making a file in my computer!" I said as we went into Pizzahut and order pepperoni pizza for us. We sat down on the table.

"Well, when we go back we need to discuss about MTA." I said. He just nodded. Did i mention that MTA means our mission? No? well it is as we dont need people to be like 'what mission?' when they hear us talk.

"Here's you Pizza!" the waiter aid as he sent me a wink before leaving. I look on the table, there was a paper with a phone number on it. "Yay! another one!" Natsu said. I chuckled. "Yup! Now lets dig into our glorious baby right here." I said. We ate, drink and talk.

It was a fun day. We ended up buying more food,games and movies then clothes. Yes we are eat maniacs and extreme gamers. We park our bikes and head to our dorm. We throw our shopping bags some where as Natsu jumps onto my bed. I took my laptop before jumping onto my bed. As you can tell we arent really...tidy. "What are your erhh..talents?" I asked.

"I can hack into CCTVs and other things. Im a master of hacking. I have really good hearing and erhh...strong?" he said.

"I have photographic memory, good eyesight, planning and erhh flexibility."i said.

"Okay! So what you wanna do?" Natsu asked. "Lets change first its gonna be night time. School starts at 8am" I said as i grab a pair of mustle tank and shorts and ran to the toilet. When i came out Natsu was laying on my bed just wearing boxes. If i was a normal girl i would be starting at those 8 packs but i have self control I think? I quickly ran towards my bed and jump on it startling Natsu.

"So Luce what are we doing?" Natsu asked. "Well Nat, Im gonna make a prank call list. Give me all the numbers." I said with a mischievious smile.

"here!" Natsu said as he hand me his phone. "You save their number?" i said with a raised eyebrow. "Hey! The pizza lady gave me free pizza when i call her number!" Natsu mocked surrender. "Right...and....DONE!" I said happily as i finish typing the numbers into my laptop. Natsu quickly took his phone ready to type call. "This is gonna be sick!" Natsu cheered. "hmmm..Lets try 15845479." i said.

"Hello?" a high pich voice said. It fucking sounds like a dying cat.

"Hey! Im calling for Swensons an i have-"

"This is not fuckimg swensons SO STOP PRANK CALLING!" the girl shouted. Suddenly, we heard someone from the background said "Coco dont yell at out customers!". Im pretty sure its the manager.

"B-but sir-"

"You're fired!" The manager roared in the background.

"You guys are fucking assholes!" that was the last thing we heard before the line when dead.

We stared at each other for a moment before we burst out laughing clutching our stomaches. "I..cant...breath....!" I said laughing laughing loudly.

Once we compose ourselves, we decided to watch cartoons cause why not? But when we look at the remote we didnt know how to use it so we just pressed random buttons and it went to FUCKING DORA! When we try another channel it didnt work so we ended up with dora.

"Where are we going?"

"THE FUCKING FOREST BITCH!"

"where's the forest?"

"ITS FUCKING BEHIND YOU TWAT! URGH!"

Natsu was jsut laughing at my reaction. "What?! No one likes dora!" i defended. "Okay lets read the menual!" Natsu suggested. I just facepalm. "Y-you knew where the manual is? You Fu-" I was interrupted by Natsu yelling "Found it! now lets see!".

And thats how we ended up sleeping at 12am as we couldnt understand the manual.

But we all know that dora's a bitch right?

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