ironic fnaf fics

Story 1 - Femboy Hooters

Toy Bonnie came back to the pizzeria after a long day of working at Femboy Hooters. Waiting for him at the entrance was Toy Freddy, his arms crossed as he scolded the innocent bunny.
"what's up Fred?" He smirked at Freddy.
"I'll tell you what's up! You've been working at that stupid Hootey's place for the past 2 months and I've been telling you to quit, but you just won't listen, huh?" Toy Freddy yelled angrily.
Toy Bonnie just rolled his eyes. "Oh, this again? I'm doing this because I like it! Can't I like doing things, Fred?!"
Toy Freddy just sighed. "Bon, you like being a man-hoe."
Toy Bonnie gasped. "Excuse me? I'll have you know that I am one of the only robots here that is actually keeping this place from shutting down! I help pay the bi-" Toy Bonnie wasn't able to finish his sentence before Toy Freddy began the lecture once again.
"No, you don't. You buy lipstick for yourself, and you cant even apply it correctly!" Toy Freddy was making some really good points.
Toy Bonnie covered his mouth with his paw, smearing the poorly-applied lipstick. "You try being a femboy! See how easy it is then!" He ran off, before Fred could see him have a mental break-down.
"Oh, brother." Toy Freddy sighed and entered the pizzeria, locking the place up from the inside.