A love story between a normal teen and a tree

This is a one shot

It all started when Ash decided they wanted to have a short nice picnic under a tree.
As they were unwrapping their strawberry and cream sandwich a big phat juicy Apple fell of their head.
"OW FUUCHRJ" they screamed in pain
They jumped up forgetting about their beautifuly crafted sandwich.
They reached behind their head and felt a heart shaped welt in the back of their head.
"D-did that tree just flirt with me?!" Ash said very confused and probably has a concussion. "Well that was a very painful way of flirting tree, hmmm I'll call you daddy tree" Ash said really showing their concussion.
Their relationship began to flourish, they had picnics every afternoon with gourmet strawberry and cream sandwiches and apples.
One day the apple dropped an apple with a very beautiful ring in it.
"Ow!" They picked you the ring, "wait is this for me?" "Yes yes forever yes" Ash jumped up and down with joy.

The wedding ceremony was ever so beautiful. All of daddy tree's tree friends were there.

"Do you *clears throat* daddy tree take Ash to be your devoted spouse" the priest said

"I do" The tree drops an apple with those words on it

"Do you Ash take *clears throat* daddy tree to be your devoted spouse"

"I do" Ash replies joyfully.

And the brain damaged Ash and daddy tree lived happily ever after.

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