~~3rd POV~~
It has been a couple of months ever since The Helltaker has returned from hell with his harem of demon girls. Each day, his house would be filled by noise, mostly Zdrada and Malina arguing with each other, Modeus getting all flustered when the Helltaker mentions taking her on a date and Judgement acting like a rottweiler whenever someone is at the door, which happens quite a lot given that Cerberus always makes trouble around the neighborhood. One neighbor even put his house on sale, that's how tired of Cerberus he was.
One week after that, the house was bought by a young man, that man, was none other than you, Y/N L/N.
~~Y/N's POV~~
I was negotiating with the owner of the house.
Me:Remind how much for the house?
Owner: 5k dollars.
Me:Furnishing?
Owner: All you'll need to provide will be appliances, other than that the house is fully furnished.
Me:You've got yourself a deal.
I said as i handed him the money.
Me:Thank you.
Owner:No, Thank you. he said as went to his car and drove off as fast as possible.
Me:Huh, i wonder why he sold it for so cheap.
<<Present>>
2 weeks after i bought the house and i see why. Turns out one of my neighbors, i don't know his name but other's call him The Helltaker, went straight to hell and gathered an entire harem of demon girls, and, one of the girls, or better said, 3 of the girls, from the harem, is Cerberus, i don't know, something about 3 bodies linked to one soul? and in the first week, they didn't do anything, but then, they started digging holes all around my backyard almost every night blabbering about "corrupting the mortal realm", and then the following day i just get a shovel and just cover up the holes.
>>2 PM<<
I heard knocking on the door.
I opened the door and there was none other than the Helltaker himself holding a plate of pancakes, and a demon girl wearing shades.
Me:Can I help you with something Mr.HellTaker?
Helltaker:Actually, i brought you these pancakes as an apology for the past week.
Justice:I'm surprised you haven't called the police on us for the damage Cerberus has done.
Me:Oh well, it's just isn't in my nature to bother people by calling the police on them, after all, it's just some holes in the ground.
Justice:That sounds like something I would totally do. She said with excitement.
Me:Are you sure? you don't exactly seem like an introvert to me.
Helltaker: Ignore Justice, she just tries to make everyone feel like there are other people that feel or do the same thing as them.
Me:Wow, that sounds, very noble, are you sure she's a demon ?
Helltaker: Believe it or not, she was actually the High Prosecutor before Judgement.
Me:I don't know what that means but i will assume it's a rank of high importance.
Justice:It means i was the one torturing sinners. She said sounding partially embarrassed by her past.
Me:I see.
Helltaker: I'll try and do something about Cerberus.
Me:Oh don't worry about it, as long as she doesn't damage anything else i don't mind some holes in the ground
Helltaker: Are you sure?
Me:Yeah, after all, covering up the holes gives me a reason to go outside.
Helltaker: Well, i think we should leave now. Justice let's go.
And they walked away.
~~3rd POV~~
<<Helltaker's house>>
As Helltaker made his way back in his house almost every girl except Zdrada, Malina, Judgement asked how did it go.
Helltaker: well, first off, he was very polite, he addressed to me as "Mr.Helltaker", and now i just realized that i never actually told anyone my name.
Luci: And that name is ....?
Helltaker: Borris.
Author note: idk, he just looks like a Borris to me.
Cerberus: What else did he say?? They said at the same time excitedly.
Helltaker:Well, lucky for you three he said that he isn't bothered by you digging in his backyard as long as you don't damage anything.
Cerberus: Really?!?!? They said excited.
Helltaker:Now that doesn't mean you'll always get away with this, from what i understand introverts usually bottle up their emotions until they just burst in anger.
Zdrada *looking out the window*: You mean how he's doing right now?
About a minute ago Y/N dropped a hammer on his pinkie finger.
Y/N: Ah F**k I just broke my f**king finger!! I need to express all this rage and agony somehow. He said as he picked up an electric guitar.
Modeus: Sugoi.
Zdrada: HOW THE F**K DID HE FIX HIS BROKEN FINGER BY PLAYING A GUITAR SOLO?? IT DEFIES ALL LOGIC!!
Helltaker: Are we forgetting that you're all demons? explain the logic of that.
Said the Helltaker, Zdrada not knowing how to respond.
Word count: 514
Shiro: Wow, I think this is the first time you actually made one of your book ideas without taking 2 months to actually write the first chapter, i mean, i know you had the idea for about 4 days but damn, you wrote the chapter in less than 6 hours.
Author:Remind me why i still add you at the end of every chapter of every book i write ?
Shiro: Because without me there would be nothing fun about your books. And you had to do a jojo reference at the end didn't you.
Author:You say it like it's a bad thing. Anyway, see you next time when i will probably start writing again on the Shield hero book.
Shiro:Which most likely won't happen because you lack motivation to write stuff here. I mean, dude, you have like, 4 stories that you only wrote the prologue and maybe the first chapter, and you also have like, 5 drafts where you didn't even start writing anything, also don't post that Hazbin Hotel one before you finish the female creepypasta one, it's gonna fuck up the entire plot, and if you post it before finishing that one you'll have to follow everything you "spoiled" in the hazbin hotel one and will break the continuity of the plot of the creepypasta story.
Author:Since when the fuck did you get so invested into how i post my books ?
Shiro: My point is that you should have stuck to one book at a time, now just hit publish because you already added about 300 words to this story in your imaginary rant with a character from a series that is only coming back in 2021.
Author:Ok ok, don't get so worked up about it.
